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Competition 13 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 28th October 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 26


Blakeīs comment that for once he didnīt have the worst hairstyle had not gone down terribly well...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 15%
Jenna and Cally politely ignored Blakeīs massive belch.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 12%
Cally "Oh bugger , i`ve forgotten my purse again"

Everyone "Avon , TELEPORT !!!"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 12%
Cally and Jenna were losing patience with Blake crying into his beer about his latest bust-up with Avon...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 12%
While Blake and Jenna discuss their next move in finding Docholli Cally gets that sudden sinking feeling that sheīs left the iron on.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Cally: Did we put the cat out?
Blake: Was it on fire?
Jenna: I think I might be eating it.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake was embarrassed when the girls he was trying to pick up turned out to be members of his crew.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake and Jenna realise too late that Oracīs experiment to shrink Avon and Vila to the size of garden peas has taken a tragic turn...

Jemmiah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Blake: So how did you find your steak?
Jenna: I moved some of the chips and there it was!
(BADDA-THUMP-TSCH!)

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
B: Eat up, Jenna. I donīt know how much longer we can pass for restaurant critics.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Blake: Theres something moving in your salad - My God - its got a class nine intelligence rating!

Simon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Cally was rather concerned that not only had she just been goosed, but both of Blakeīs hands were in plain view

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Blake: Is that chopped liver? It is, isnīt it?
Jenna (resigned): Yes, Blake, itīs chopped liver.
Blake: Well, I swear Iīm drinking mushed-up liver.
Cally: Tastes like champagne to me.
Blake: Itīs mushed-up liver, Iīm telling you!
Jenna: Youīve had too much champagne...

Chameleon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Cally: "This wine is terrible!"
Blake: "Yes... amazing how they get the cat to squat over the glass, really..."

Futsie@OldJokeCorner

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Blake and Jenna realise too late that Oracīs experiment to shrink Avon and Vila to the size of garden peas has taken a tragic turn...

Jemmiah


Cally: "This wine is terrible!"
Blake: "Yes... amazing how they get the cat to squat over the glass, really..."

Futsie@OldJokeCorner


Blakeīs comment that for once he didnīt have the worst hairstyle had not gone down terribly well...

Futsie


Lady on our right: "Who pissed in my flute (glass)?"

Man: "I donīt know, but I got a good idea who did", glaring at the lady in the middle

Street


Cally and Jenna were losing patience with Blake crying into his beer about his latest bust-up with Avon...

Futsie


Blake: BAAAAAAAAAAARP
Jenna: More tea, vicar?

AI


Jenna "The standard of men in these bars is appaling!"

Vidar Raven


Man: "Whooa, it worked! The reflection off the spoon I dropped on the floor allows me to see directly up her skirt, you naughty girl."
Woman1: "I really should have reconsidered going the dinner comando."

B.B.B


Blake: So how did you find your steak?
Jenna: I moved some of the chips and there it was!
(BADDA-THUMP-TSCH!)

BouncingAyatollah


B: Eat up, Jenna. I donīt know how much longer we can pass for restaurant critics.

Gilthanis


Blake: Is that chopped liver? It is, isnīt it?
Jenna (resigned): Yes, Blake, itīs chopped liver.
Blake: Well, I swear Iīm drinking mushed-up liver.
Cally: Tastes like champagne to me.
Blake: Itīs mushed-up liver, Iīm telling you!
Jenna: Youīve had too much champagne...

Chameleon


Anticipating a night of culinary debate with Blake and Jenna, Cally downs a swift double.

Gemma


Blake: You know I donīt like the colour of this sample you gave one bit, but at least youīre not drinking it like Cally.

Slartibartfast


Cally manages to stifle her grin as Jenna finally notices that her noodles DO look suspiciously like worms...

Mistress Tufty


Jenna and Cally politely ignored Blakeīs massive belch.

Nico


Blake was embarrassed when the girls he was trying to pick up turned out to be members of his crew.

Nico


Cally: Did we put the cat out?
Blake: Was it on fire?
Jenna: I think I might be eating it.

Slartibartfast


Cally was concentrating hard on her mental powers, if she could make Jenna stab Blake she would be happy woman after that joke

Slartibartfast


Blake: I have to say this is the best Unisex salon Iīve ever been to. Food, drink and sparkling conversation.

Slartibartfast


Blake: Yoouur my bessht friennds, you arrre.
Jenna: Just ignore him and heīll go away.
Cally: I was.

Slartibartfast


Cally was rather concerned that not only had she just been goosed, but both of Blakeīs hands were in plain view

Slartibartfast


Even Blake`s jokes didn`t make Cally feel any better on her 40th birthday

"Remember Jenna , birthdays are good for you , the more you have the longer you live"

Passenger 57


Blake: The wineīs not too bad considering itīs recycled from the Liberatorīs waste water system... Oh. Sorry Cally, didnīt you know?

BouncingAyatollah


Cally "Oh it`s definately an Australian wine"

Jenna "How do you know that?"

Cally "Cos the cork has little hats dangling from it , look"

Magic Pebble


Jenna "So if you two are drinking just coloured water , what am I eating?"

Blake "I think we got it from the BBC canteen"

Magic Pebble


Ok lets start the Star Trek Drinking game


Jaz Dean


Blake: Theres something moving in your salad - My God - its got a class nine intelligence rating!

Simon


Blake: Do you want that last potato?
Jenna: No, you have it, Iīve lost my appetite after that joke.

Slartibartfast


While Blake and Jenna discuss their next move in finding Docholli Cally gets that sudden sinking feeling that sheīs left the iron on.

Slartibartfast


Gareth: So this guy walks up to me...

Jan and Sally had heard the story of how Gareth got the part of Blake at every party, they knew it was best to just humour him otherwise he got the curling tongs out.

Slartibartfast


Jenna "I`m sure I didn`t order the *clam* soup"

Blake "Nnooiyyoodidifjenthhhhh"

Cally "Put your *teeth* in Blake , I can`t understand you"

Passenger 57


Cally "Oh bugger , i`ve forgotten my purse again"

Everyone "Avon , TELEPORT !!!"

Magic Pebble


On finding a hair in her soup, Jenna tried hard to work out if it was Blakeīs or Callyīs.

Gemma


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