'For the last time' said Vila 'Give Kerril back her hair straightners!'
When time comes for the fight it's going to get too warm with these heavy robes on!
Blake to slave
Can you crack the code?
Vila: So you got lost on this Brum meet up as well
No matter how much Vila protested he knew he would end up with something that fell off the back of a space lorry. Ever since Trotter's Independent Traders had expanded, no isolated planet was safe...
After I give you my cow you're supposed to give me the magic beans.
Vila: Put it there brother
Vila: Who'd have known it, miles from nowhere and I find two other Luke Skywalker fans.
Vila couldn't believe it. Finally, he was the one with the best hair around! Vila felt so lucky, he felt maybe he'd even get to beat the bad guy and get the girl this episode!
Vila: Spare change mate? I need it for the bus home
Even after putting his right arm in, out and shaking it all about, Vila began to doubt that the natives would ever grasp the concept of the 'Hokey Cokey'.
Space City Kitty
"ok ill try wash and go why take two bottles into the shower"
Ming the Merciless
Vila: I'd be willing to bet that you two are standing on my power cable. Now, stop mucking about!
This time, Vila realized, he'd been caught blowing too much hot air.
Druid on left: "As you can see, only the most powerful of druids like myself are able to sneeze out a perfect replica of themselves."
Villa: "Come on guys! Let me in. I sure the invitation said it was the blue bath-robe pyjama party"
U think U can do a better job of safe cracken'? Then go ahead remember it will be booby trapped & it will be tricky 2 unlock those Federation security doors...Just remember what I taught U 2.
I'm the Master & there is no one better than me. Rite then move on.....
"You guys haven`t seen a BBC film crew around here have you ? ,
no , you wouldn`t have , you`re just extras"
Look as I keep telling U 2 we should sit down & talk it over & see what we can do about Y'r attire it is somewhat outdated well & truley!! Besides Servalan wont let U into Federation H.Q. Annual Ball dressed like a couple of weirdos!!
Druids: Choose death by Earth, Fire, Air or Water.
Vila: You haven't got death by old age I suppose?
"Border patrol , what d`ya mean I need a passport to get into Yorkshire !!!
I swear it was an accident, my hand was here and the wind just blew his john thomas out from under his toga thing. I don't have any feelings for the guy, he is all yours. I like women, not that there is anything wrong with liking peope from the same sex. I mean if I was that way inclinded I would find him very sexy but I am not , not that there is anything wrong with it, don't get me wrong......
Look if I have told you once I have told you a thousand times, I do not believe in God.
Vila: Wallet Inspector
Vila: "You see - I said you should have cut your hair shorter like mine; much easier to manage."
Avon For Ever
Micheal would never complain about filming in Wales again.
V: I told you it was too windy for a walk!
"I swear guys , i`ve just seen Arnold Schwarzenegger , and he was bilberry picking"
suddenly, through an invisible tannoy system:
"..I think i'm turning Japanese I think i'm turning Japanese I really think so!.."
Vila: Give me the microphone, we'll show em real punk isn't dead!