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Competition 115
This competition ended on: 5th January 2006

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 9


Blake: I do not want to be a rebel leader!

Ritchie: But you fulfilled the prophecy! You pulled the magic sword from the stone!

Blake: I took a torch from the toolbox!

Ritchie: Close enough!

Avon

Percentage of vote= 33%
Blake:
How can you find the way if the torch has no batteries?

Jenna2

Percentage of vote= 11%
Ok, we'll go through the plan again. No 1 - you go and hide so that the thick troopers don't see you as we get massacred. No 2 - er, no, that's it actually.

Avon For Ever

Percentage of vote= 11%
Right, that's it Blake. If you can't learn to behave yourself then I'm confiscating this toy lightsaber of yours. And if you don't take that childish grin off your face I'm also taking this headless K9 toy that I'm leaning on.

Blake@weightwatchers.com

Percentage of vote= 11%
Blake..See this finger? It points the way & this torch? It lightes the way as well if I do'nt hi-lite that 2 U, U'll never find Y'r way there! And Madam here is'nt much of a tourist guide seeing we paid mega bucks 4 her training as a tourist guide!

Pilot

Percentage of vote= 11%
Blake: "I don't care if you have invented a torch that runs on bogeys - you're not getting any of mine!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
While Ritchie distracted Blake with the old 'You're a brainwashed rebel leader' line, his female accompalice nicked his wallet.

Cockroach Boy

Percentage of vote= 11%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

While Ritchie distracted Blake with the old 'You're a brainwashed rebel leader' line, his female accompalice nicked his wallet.

Cockroach Boy


Blake:
How can you find the way if the torch has no batteries?

Jenna2


Oh, now really Blake, stop trying to sell me these cheap sex toys, I'm straight- look you can see my wife. I'm sure you'll meet a nice computer tecnician when you've been arrested...

CV


Blake: I do not want to be a rebel leader!

Ritchie: But you fulfilled the prophecy! You pulled the magic sword from the stone!

Blake: I took a torch from the toolbox!

Ritchie: Close enough!

Avon


Elf: Now Blake, I know you've been a bad boy this year but if you apologise nicely to Santa then you can have this torch.

Carnell


Now look Blake, I'll tell you one last time....Futsie doesn't have a sidecar!

Simon


Blake: "I don't care if you have invented a torch that runs on bogeys - you're not getting any of mine!"

Futsie


Theatre Usher: All right, you two, I told you no necking! I'm throwing you out without a refund...Lord knows there's already enough people in line back there demanding a refund after having to witness you two smooching!

Jinglebelle


Gareth from Blakes 7 meets Gareth from The Office, in a weird BBC time warp.

A I


"I see you looking at my tool, Blake."

FanMan


Blake wasn't going to be caught by the 'old' false arm gag twice this week.

Simon


"Buy a torch and help the homeless"

Ming the Merciless


Ritchie: So, Blake, do you feel that change is possible by peaceful means?
Blake: I'm sorry, I have nothing to say until after the meeting.

Trilby_Ardath


Right, that's it Blake. If you can't learn to behave yourself then I'm confiscating this toy lightsaber of yours. And if you don't take that childish grin off your face I'm also taking this headless K9 toy that I'm leaning on.

Blake@weightwatchers.com


Now remember Blake... Klunk Klik Before every trip.

Simon


The rast of the gang stand back as Blake is just above to fall for the "pull my finger fart gag".

David Pullin


Listen Blake..it's like this mate....'ol Servalan has been after this & Travis 2,they think it's a key of some sort Avon made it... but if U put Y'r finger here like this & open it up the batteries will pop out Travis & Servalan will look pretty stupid in front of the Federation High Council when they're confronted & they'll see it's not that secret key 2 gain entry into the Liberator!!More fool them huh..he..he ...he!! They wont know what struck 'em...!!

Pilot


"Looks like we`re gonna have to increase it to 50p and a signed photo Blake , those carol singers are singing Jingle Bells again"


Magic Pebble


Oi, no. It's *my* handbag and you can't have it.

Avon For Ever


Blake..See this finger? It points the way & this torch? It lightes the way as well if I do'nt hi-lite that 2 U, U'll never find Y'r way there! And Madam here is'nt much of a tourist guide seeing we paid mega bucks 4 her training as a tourist guide!

Pilot


Phew! I never thought that I'd get my finger out of your nose. Using the torch as a wedge really did the trick.

Simon


So , we`ve come to this secret area in the dead of night so nobody will see us , but it`s pitch black in here , so i`ve switched on all the flood lights , and just in case they fail , take this ultra bright torch. We can`t have troopers creeping up on us now can we.


Magic Pebble


Please don't make me go back to those people behind you.
Blake you have to we need the money.

Roj Blake


Okay, Mr Blake, I am your Ear, nose, and throat doctor. I will now insert my finger up your nose and use this torch to see why you are unable to stop snoring at night.

Roj Blake


What do you have to remember? Oh for heavens sake Blake, repeat after me, this torch takes size D batteries not size C.

Roj Blake


Right, if you touch my sister again I will take these hairdressing tools and shave all those curls off.

Roj Blake


Ritchie: Now then Blake how many times do I have to tell you, Don't play rebal with the feberation troopers. Someone is goig to get hurt one of these days and *then* what would mummy say

troopergal


Right remember, ritchie takes 5 minutes to cross the bridge, Blake takes 10 minutes, Foster takes 1 minute, the flashlight must be on them at all times and there is a time limit of only 17 minutes.

Forum: ARRAAGGHHHH not another riddle!!!!

AFROOO AAARRAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!


In the game of Musical Statues Blake was convinced he would win.

Avon For Ever


Blake: "Don't look now, but I think you've pulled."

Avon For Ever


Ok, we'll go through the plan again. No 1 - you go and hide so that the thick troopers don't see you as we get massacred. No 2 - er, no, that's it actually.

Avon For Ever


Blake "So , how do you unlock the box when its pitch dark then to get the torch out ?"


Magic Pebble


Ritchie:go on pull my finger and see what happens

gina


Blake: Ahh so it's a torch and it can turn on and off. Can it be used for anything else?

Ritchie: Yes and if you don't shut up and listen you'll find out exactly what else it can be used for!

Carnell


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