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Competition 114
This competition ended on: 6th December 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 10


Maja: "Will you two forget about your personal entertainment systems and listen to me for a minute?!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 30%
He thought he had fooled the Federation efficiency monitor, but then the man came back to pick up his clipboard.

Trilby_Ardath

Percentage of vote= 20%
Neither man wanted to own up to who had farted.

Its Me

Percentage of vote= 10%
Son to Sister: Dads just not been the same since he downloaded Black Sabbath on his i-pod

Rosee

Percentage of vote= 10%
Tel Varon: "Kids these days and their dang i-pods! Why, in my day, we didn't have anything to play music with! We had to make all our music by actually singing!
Maja: But that man's not a kid! He's older than you are!
Tel Varon:"...Well, I'm tired of not being able to join in with all of the rest of the old geezers in griping about how better the good old days were! It ain't easy being the youngest lawyer in chambers, you know."
Maja: "...You're weird."
And that's when Maja knew her relationship with Tel would never work out.

sparkles

Percentage of vote= 10%
Son "Daddy`s new MP3000 player can play a million tracks , speak 4000 languages , show 1500 viz channels , solve the Rubik`s ultra cube , oh and make the tea"

Daughter "Phew ! so , what`s in this huge box then ?"

Son "Oh , that`s the battery !"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 10%
"Now, boys, you can see what I'm saying! If they can make a rectangular desk and rectangular computers, why the heck are the doorways all screwy?"

Artilla

Percentage of vote= 10%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Do you have to play pocket snooker with your two meat and veg while I am watching???

RojBlake


The new video iPod had taken like a storm, unfortunately not everyone could afford them and some had to resort to foul play

Zodin


Tour Operator "Oh our `Back Of Beyond` mystery tour is very popular Madam , an all expenses paid 9 months cruise aboard the authentic luxury cruiser `London` , full waiter service and security , a traditional `bunk-in` style cabin , an then a long stay at the Mystic Mansion with endless , quiet , moonlight walks on the unspoilt paradise planet of Signus Alpha"

Passenger "Oooh goody , have you got any spare seats?"

Tour Operator "Lucky you i`ve just 2 left , just proceed to holding area 4 , sorry , I mean the starlight waiting lounge"



Black Hole Travel


No sorry not totally convinced here this contracption just ain'nt working like it should.I can still see Servalan on the wide screen & it's not zooming in call HQ 4 a refit & call Travis all this mumbo jumbo Hi Tech stuff is'nt 4 me!

Pilot


For absolutely no reason at all Tel Varon decided to burst out in Christmas Carol

Natalie


Tel Varon "Bugger ! It says I need a level 3 security code"

Maja "What on earth for ?"

Tel Varon "The new Christmas video from Girls Aloud"


Magic Pebble


Blake's 7 Extras didn't really have much to do in-between their parts

Carnell


Computer Specialist guy: If I can't see them they can't see me

Chris


He thought he had fooled the Federation efficiency monitor, but then the man came back to pick up his clipboard.

Trilby_Ardath


Son to Sister: Dads just not been the same since he downloaded Black Sabbath on his i-pod

Rosee


Well i'm not totally convinced that this gadget works like Orac said it would . It's remote is'nt all that's it's cracked 2 be better grab Avon & Tarrent see if I'm using it correctly maybe I'm not holding it or pointing it in the rite direction or something..

pilot


"Now, boys, you can see what I'm saying! If they can make a rectangular desk and rectangular computers, why the heck are the doorways all screwy?"

Artilla


The cast of the failed BBC series "All Computers Great and Small"

Artilla


T: "I'm sorry to have called you in Principal, but you can see the problem I'm having. He's in the lower fourth for the 8th year in a row and...I just can't get through to him. I mean kids have all the right these days...."

Angloalpha


Tel Varon: "Kids these days and their dang i-pods! Why, in my day, we didn't have anything to play music with! We had to make all our music by actually singing!
Maja: But that man's not a kid! He's older than you are!
Tel Varon:"...Well, I'm tired of not being able to join in with all of the rest of the old geezers in griping about how better the good old days were! It ain't easy being the youngest lawyer in chambers, you know."
Maja: "...You're weird."
And that's when Maja knew her relationship with Tel would never work out.

sparkles


Tel: The defense would like to argue that making my client listen to Britney Spears is cruel and unusual punishment.

Fan Man


Maja: "Will you two forget about your personal entertainment systems and listen to me for a minute?!"

Futsie


"... everybody was kung fu fighting...."

"Bloody 'eck luv, and I joined the federation to get away from hammy 70's disco"

"Don't be like that Darling, Carl Douglas is a legend on all the outer planets"

SHARPBLUE


I may just have a dirty mind, but what exactly is Tel Varon doing?

Carnell


Neither man wanted to own up to who had farted.

Its Me


Son "Daddy`s new MP3000 player can play a million tracks , speak 4000 languages , show 1500 viz channels , solve the Rubik`s ultra cube , oh and make the tea"

Daughter "Phew ! so , what`s in this huge box then ?"

Son "Oh , that`s the battery !"


Magic Pebble


Investigator "So *THIS* is the Federation`s answer to Orac is it , impressive"

Girlfriend "Wow , what`s it called ?"

Investigator "It says `Commodore Vic 20"



(footnote - it fell through a time hole to 1978)

Magic Pebble


(continued from previous competition episode)
S: ... Of cause if you do blink, I'll blind you and you'll need a little white box to communicate with!

in_space


Noooooo, don't tell me the score, you plonker...
I'm watching the replay right now!

Boxie


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