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Competition 113
This competition ended on: 3rd December 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 17


Servalan was amazed to find that her garage door remote control also opened up Trooper helmets.

Simon

Percentage of vote= 29%
So this is what's it's all about is it??!! Oracs' keyring,does it work? Well out with it man...speak up will U...Why wont anyone obey me here? Ahh!!... Do I have 2 do everything myself? Guards Guards!!

Pilot

Percentage of vote= 24%
Ginka had a sudden feeling of impending doom as Servalan noticed that there was one L too many in "Rolex"

Trilby_Ardath

Percentage of vote= 18%
Outfitting department store mannequins with the latest fashions and accessories remained a delicate task

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 18%
I don't care if it was on an Ann Summers offer Madame president i'm not putting *that thing* on

Cucumber

Percentage of vote= 6%
S: I'm searching the galaxy for the man I danced with at the ball. He left this behind when he ran out at midnight. I require every man to try it on.

G: His bracelet?

S: No, his cock ring.

FanMan

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

So this is what's it's all about is it??!! Oracs' keyring,does it work? Well out with it man...speak up will U...Why wont anyone obey me here? Ahh!!... Do I have 2 do everything myself? Guards Guards!!

Pilot


Oh what fun , Xmas party games at space command headquarters.......

Servalan ..."Bracelet hits trooper"
Trooper ..."Handbag stores bracelet"
Servalan ..."President steals gun"
Trooper ..."Trooper hits President with handbag"
Servalan ..."President blasts trooper"
Trooper ..."Helmet protects trooper"

Servalan "Ginka , who`s queen ?"

Ginka "Ahhhhhhhhh"


Space Cookies


Servelan: I asked for a Ginster's Pastie, not a Ginka's. I sending it back!

Paul G


I don't care if it was on an Ann Summers offer Madame president i'm not putting *that thing* on

Cucumber


What?? U think this belongs 2 Val?? Rubbish It's Jenna2's,& now it's mine Saw Futs trying 2 sell this 2 Carnell on the black market he's a shrewed charactor like that Pilot guy even Naomijane wants one...But they're not getting it!!



pilot


U've been holding out on me have'nt U?? This is Jenna2'a bracelet & Blake wants one... Well?? Out with it man...!!Carnell,Futs Art & want one too?? Well?? Do they?? Tough Chedder!! they ca'nt it's mine now..so there ...'sniff'..'sniff'...sob... sob...

Pilot


Tradesman "Right , that`s 10cr for the welding , and 387,300cr for an xmas eve callout love"

Servalan (sultry) "Oh I don`t think so , do you? I was thinking more along the lines of , a mince pie , and your life"

Tradesman "Errrrrm , deal !"


Magic Pebble


S: "Ginka, let me make this clear, if you don't do as I say, I'm going to turn the volume on this communicator device to maxium and blow your ear drums to a billion split particles."

Angloalpha


Servalan: Aren't you a little short for a trooper?

B7Fan


Remote controlled troopers sounded like a good idea at the time....

FanMan


TELEPORT SAFETY LEAFLET - Paragraph 4

In the event two or more individuals are teleporting at the same time (especially where mixed sexes or races are involved) , it is VITAL that ALL bracelets are securely fastened to the wrists. Otherwise this could result in up to a 84% matter exchange.

Servalan (deep voice) "Ooops , here`s your spare bracelet Madam President"



Magic Pebble


"Youv'e been buying cheap imitation Rolex watches from that dodgy guy on Auron again havent you"

SHARPBLUE


Well cinderella, try this bracelet. If it fits, you are my man

Johan


Now if I told U once I told U a thousand times do'nt leave Y'r nose ring lying around!! Blake is after one just like it!!

Pilot..


S: You have not blinked in 24hours. I am impressed. Of cause when you do blink...


in_space


S: I'm searching the galaxy for the man I danced with at the ball. He left this behind when he ran out at midnight. I require every man to try it on.

G: His bracelet?

S: No, his cock ring.

FanMan


how long can you hold your breath for?, i'll time you.

tikka tikka timex


will you marry me?

bridesmaid of the year


Never loose your troopers again , with the new REBOUND(tm) system from BLUETOOTH

With the press of a button , your wayward friend will come bouncing back to you
(whatever he`s doing !)


Magic Pebble


Outfitting department store mannequins with the latest fashions and accessories remained a delicate task

white afro in space


Ginka: Madame president you can't put a teleport bracelet up THERE

Carnell


Ginka had a sudden feeling of impending doom as Servalan noticed that there was one L too many in "Rolex"

Trilby_Ardath


S: "Look, I'm sorry, your bum does look big in that...but maybe another bracelet will detract from it."
T: "Will anyone on the Liberator notice?"
S: "Trust me."

Angloalpha


Servalan was amazed to find that her garage door remote control also opened up Trooper helmets.

Simon


The trooper wondered how best he could reject Servalan's gift, because, unlike many in her service, he wasn't gay, and therefore had no interest in jewelry. But how would one go about refusing a gift from Servalan?

freakydeaky


Servalan "Look , it`s 3:21 , you`re a minute late , you`ll pay for this"

Courier (Gulp) "Sorry oh great one , but the traffic on the outer rings was murder"


Magic Pebble


I'll take that, because without my magic bracelet, I'm helpless...

(said in her best 'Fearless Fly' voice)

Boxie


Servalan: "You must be this big to ride this ride."

Artilla


NEWS FLASH:

The new Green Hornet series has been canceled, the leading caracter(Bruce) was unhappy with the new costume design.

Franky


Servelan: Can we exchange this teleport bracelet for my handbag please?

Franky


Servalan: So, Darth Vader. We find you unmasked at last.

Simon


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