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Competition 112
This competition ended on: 16th November 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 13


Caliph "You know what they say , it`s not the length of the wand , but the magic in the stick"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 23%
Calpih, "I´m your fairy God-Mother."
V: "We´re not convinced."

Angloalpha

Percentage of vote= 15%
Here, take this glowing white pepper-grinder on a stick and God speed, my sons...

Boxie

Percentage of vote= 15%
Michael (stage whisper) "Careful of that - you know we are on a tight budget and they can't afford another lightbulb if you break that one"

Avon For Ever

Percentage of vote= 15%
Villa: It won't fit! I promise you! I've tried it before!

Nick Harper

Percentage of vote= 8%
Caliph "Ok , which one of you space flotsem has just had a bright idea , own up"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 8%
The Krandor school crossing guard wanted to know who´d nicked the end off his lollipop...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Tarrant: So let me get this straight... if I don´t confess that I´m in league with Lucifer and all his little demons, you´re going to dangle me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade and then batter me to death with some sort of table cruett that we haven´t quite established yet... OHHHH, it´s a PEPPER MILL!!

40w Flashing Green Light Bulb

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

In an Italian accent "Would you like pepper on that sir?"

SHARBLUE


Villa: It won't fit! I promise you! I've tried it before!

Nick Harper


Tarrant suddenly realised what Vila knew all along: It was foolish to rest a complicated plan on someone called 'Peety'

white afro in space


Tarrant: Magic wands are so 21st century. We use teleport bracelets now!

in_space


and of course they make great patio lights, only 50 credits for 2.

manager of haskins


villa: call yourself a light sabar salesman, your havin' a laugh.

luke skywalkers stunt double


Overheard at a recent B7 convention:

"Tarrant": 'That's a great constume mate. Ummm...who are you supposed to be again?

white afro in space


"Mum says if we're going to trick or treat after dark, I have to carry a flashlight."

Artilla


Its your Fathers lightsabre.

Simon


What's on the end of the stick, Vic?

The Wooksta!


"Just swish and flick."

B7Fan


Michael (stage whisper) "Careful of that - you know we are on a tight budget and they can't afford another lightbulb if you break that one"

Avon For Ever


....And heres one I made earlier.

Simon


Caliph: "Aha! You see? My Tufty-Detector works!"

Futsie


Caliph: Not like that, like this! Ahahahah!

Vila: You've lost your fez.

The Wooksta!


Tarrant:Blooming heck, the light on that cane is very powerful, its almost like day in here now.

Vila: It is day you fool.

Simon


Anyone here an electrician ? My lamp has shorted and I can't switch it off.

Simon


Tarrant's blind date was not what he'd imagined

Carnell


Caliph "Ok , which one of you space flotsem has just had a bright idea , own up"


Magic Pebble


The Krandor school crossing guard wanted to know who´d nicked the end off his lollipop...

Futsie


"If you`re very very good , YOU`LL get your own lightbulb aswell , and if you`re really good you might even get your own bowl aswell"

Magic Pebble


Calpih, "I´m your fairy God-Mother."
V: "We´re not convinced."

Angloalpha


"Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here it is. After centuries of safety legislation and PC rules killing everyone´s fun, I give you The Galactic Olympic Flame!"

Angloalpha


Zorro,Mr Brilliant-I mean don´t you guys ever get tired of waiting for him......he said 10 o´ clock

Mark Daly


Caliph: So, due to the glowing tip, you really CAN stick this where the sun don´t shine!

A I


Tarrant felt insulted. The Caliph not only had a much bigger graphite writing stick, but his came with a flashing light on the top.

Trilby_Ardath


Vila: I hate these bloody Italian waiters. If I WANT pepper I´ll bloody well ASK for pepper.

Blake@weightwatchers.com


Tarrant: So let me get this straight... if I don´t confess that I´m in league with Lucifer and all his little demons, you´re going to dangle me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade and then batter me to death with some sort of table cruett that we haven´t quite established yet... OHHHH, it´s a PEPPER MILL!!

40w Flashing Green Light Bulb


Here, take this glowing white pepper-grinder on a stick and God speed, my sons...

Boxie


Caliph "Oh , lamp shades are so last century , we prefer our light au naturel around here"


Magic Pebble


Caliph "You know what they say , it`s not the length of the wand , but the magic in the stick"


Magic Pebble


Villa: You better do what he says Tarant, that rod is dangerous!

in space


Caliph: And look! I won the bronze at the 10,412th olympic baton twirling contest!

B74Ever


Avon and Tarrant were not impressed by the magicians ´magic´ glowy stick

Natalie


The missing Blakes 7 episode with special guest star- Adam Ant.

Frenchy


"Look! I found a shiny thing!"

Trilby_Ardath


I´m just joking. Of course I wouldn´t knight Vila!

FanMan


Vila: He´s got a pointed stick!

Tarrant: Run for it!

FanMan


"You´d better tell me the truth or I´ll shrink you too"

Avon For Ever


Vila came to a realization about the stranger´s sexuality when he noticed how eagerly he handed Tarrant his rod.

gigi


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