In an Italian accent "Would you like pepper on that sir?"
Villa: It won't fit! I promise you! I've tried it before!
Tarrant suddenly realised what Vila knew all along: It was foolish to rest a complicated plan on someone called 'Peety'
white afro in space
Tarrant: Magic wands are so 21st century. We use teleport bracelets now!
and of course they make great patio lights, only 50 credits for 2.
manager of haskins
villa: call yourself a light sabar salesman, your havin' a laugh.
luke skywalkers stunt double
Overheard at a recent B7 convention:
"Tarrant": 'That's a great constume mate. Ummm...who are you supposed to be again?
white afro in space
"Mum says if we're going to trick or treat after dark, I have to carry a flashlight."
Its your Fathers lightsabre.
What's on the end of the stick, Vic?
"Just swish and flick."
Michael (stage whisper) "Careful of that - you know we are on a tight budget and they can't afford another lightbulb if you break that one"
Avon For Ever
....And heres one I made earlier.
Caliph: "Aha! You see? My Tufty-Detector works!"
Caliph: Not like that, like this! Ahahahah!
Vila: You've lost your fez.
Tarrant:Blooming heck, the light on that cane is very powerful, its almost like day in here now.
Vila: It is day you fool.
Anyone here an electrician ? My lamp has shorted and I can't switch it off.
Tarrant's blind date was not what he'd imagined
Caliph "Ok , which one of you space flotsem has just had a bright idea , own up"
The Krandor school crossing guard wanted to know who´d nicked the end off his lollipop...
"If you`re very very good , YOU`LL get your own lightbulb aswell , and if you`re really good you might even get your own bowl aswell"
Calpih, "I´m your fairy God-Mother."
V: "We´re not convinced."
"Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here it is. After centuries of safety legislation and PC rules killing everyone´s fun, I give you The Galactic Olympic Flame!"
Zorro,Mr Brilliant-I mean don´t you guys ever get tired of waiting for him......he said 10 o´ clock
Caliph: So, due to the glowing tip, you really CAN stick this where the sun don´t shine!
Tarrant felt insulted. The Caliph not only had a much bigger graphite writing stick, but his came with a flashing light on the top.
Vila: I hate these bloody Italian waiters. If I WANT pepper I´ll bloody well ASK for pepper.
Tarrant: So let me get this straight... if I don´t confess that I´m in league with Lucifer and all his little demons, you´re going to dangle me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade and then batter me to death with some sort of table cruett that we haven´t quite established yet... OHHHH, it´s a PEPPER MILL!!
40w Flashing Green Light Bulb
Here, take this glowing white pepper-grinder on a stick and God speed, my sons...
Caliph "Oh , lamp shades are so last century , we prefer our light au naturel around here"
Caliph "You know what they say , it`s not the length of the wand , but the magic in the stick"
Villa: You better do what he says Tarant, that rod is dangerous!
Caliph: And look! I won the bronze at the 10,412th olympic baton twirling contest!
Avon and Tarrant were not impressed by the magicians ´magic´ glowy stick
The missing Blakes 7 episode with special guest star- Adam Ant.
"Look! I found a shiny thing!"
I´m just joking. Of course I wouldn´t knight Vila!
Vila: He´s got a pointed stick!
Tarrant: Run for it!
"You´d better tell me the truth or I´ll shrink you too"
Avon For Ever
Vila came to a realization about the stranger´s sexuality when he noticed how eagerly he handed Tarrant his rod.