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Competition 110
This competition ended on: 9th October 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


Villa: īMe? Uh, Iīd be glad to, itīs just that Iīve got this problem with squidjets. Thereīs a medical name for it.ī

In space

Percentage of vote= 14%
A withering stare was Avonīs only response to Vilaīs comment about the shape of his tool...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 14%
Vila: Well it makes sense really. A teleport, a talking computer, advanced weapons & medical equipment. & now we find the self-cleaning sex toys compartment. Itīs a natural progression.

Binth Parceyflatulento

Percentage of vote= 14%
Avon: Well, Iīve got this shower-head
Cally: Iīve got this trowel and blue screw-on butt plug
Vila: SNAP!! Iīve got a blue screw-on butt plug too! Now what?

Boxie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: All the kings horses, & all the kings men, couldnīt put Metal Mickey together again.

Avon: Piss off & join the Al Qaeda then!

Twiki is Jesus

Percentage of vote= 7%
Cally: Alright, boys. If youīre going out for a night on the town, you each have to have a condom.

Vila: Ribbed is fine, but the color!

Avon_Fan

Percentage of vote= 7%
its make your own props week at the bbc

Gina and her Mum

Percentage of vote= 7%
Cally: "Iīll equal your vibrator Vila and raise you a pointy stick"

Avon wasnīt sure that the game of poker was going very well.

Avon For Ever

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila wasnīt quite sure what Avon and Cally were up to when they got out an old box full of last seasonīs props, a pair of handcuffs, and a pointy stick, but he was quite sure he was going to like it.

valleygirl

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon: Vila, not EVERYTHING is worth stealing!!

Artilla

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: You know, Iīm amazed itīs taking you hours to find the problem. It only took me twenty minutes to take it apart and wash all the bits. Canīt see any dust now, can you?

Trilby_Ardath

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

its make your own props week at the bbc

Gina and her Mum


A: "Well, you two look like idiots carrying the breast augmentation cups to one of Madonnaīs braīs you know."
V: "Iīd shut up if I were you, that used to be her pubic hair remover."
C: "Then what the hell have I got in my other hand?"

Angloalpha


Villa: īMe? Uh, Iīd be glad to, itīs just that Iīve got this problem with squidjets. Thereīs a medical name for it.ī

In space


Villa: īNervous? Iīm not nervous. Just... poised for action, thatīs all. ī

In space


iīm sure we could use this stuff to improve Tarantīs hair

tati


Vila: I donīt care, Iīm not chopping any more onions! Itīs awful!

Cally: Stop being such a baby. Look how well Avonīs bearing up!

Artilla


Avon: Vila, not EVERYTHING is worth stealing!!

Artilla


Vila: All the kings horses, & all the kings men, couldnīt put Metal Mickey together again.

Avon: Piss off & join the Al Qaeda then!

Twiki is Jesus


Vila: Well it makes sense really. A teleport, a talking computer, advanced weapons & medical equipment. & now we find the self-cleaning sex toys compartment. Itīs a natural progression.

Binth Parceyflatulento


Avon: Well, Iīve got this shower-head
Cally: Iīve got this trowel and blue screw-on butt plug
Vila: SNAP!! Iīve got a blue screw-on butt plug too! Now what?

Boxie


Vila: "And tomorrow, everything will look different?"

Avon: "If it does, you can assume youīre on the wrong ship"

white afro in space


Villa: I think Santaīs presents are a bit cheap this year donīt ya think.
Avon: stop whining Villa look what he gave me.

Franky


A withering stare was Avonīs only response to Vilaīs comment about the shape of his tool...

Futsie


After using several scanning devices and techniques, they still hadnīt determined which was salt and which was pepper...

Futsie


Cally: "Iīll equal your vibrator Vila and raise you a pointy stick"

Avon wasnīt sure that the game of poker was going very well.

Avon For Ever


In the īGuess the silly objectī competition Vila was surprised to see that Cally had brought the same object along as he had.

Avon For Ever


Cally: Alright, boys. If youīre going out for a night on the town, you each have to have a condom.

Vila: Ribbed is fine, but the color!

Avon_Fan


Redoing Blakes perm was a 3 person task.

Avon_Fan


Avon: Before you start whingeing Vila, consider what Iīm aiming this at.

Frenchy


Vila: Oh, I tell you, I got this stuff for a real bargain!

moondisk


Vila wasnīt quite sure what Avon and Cally were up to when they got out an old box full of last seasonīs props, a pair of handcuffs, and a pointy stick, but he was quite sure he was going to like it.

valleygirl


Vila: I still say that building a robot Blake replacement is a bad idea...& what does it need two rather short blue penises? Avon?

Blaze DiīDickinson


V: "I told you, this was a space craft in the first series!"

zapdog


Vila "Told ya it would flumacks ya"

Avon "It would seem , Tarrant`s hairdryer is a little more complex than it looks"

Magic Pebble


Vila: You know, Iīm amazed itīs taking you hours to find the problem. It only took me twenty minutes to take it apart and wash all the bits. Canīt see any dust now, can you?

Trilby_Ardath


A: "Well now, it looks as though we have all the pieces to Intergalactic Monopoly; the question is, do we want Orac to play again after last weeks fiasco?"

Angloalpha


Vila: "You should consider yourself lucky you just got a poke in the eye. When I asked her back to my quarters, it took me three days to get this thing out!"

white afro in space


A: "Vila, how many times have I told you? Stop nicking stuff out of the Liberators control panels. Itīs me thats got to stick it all back you know."
V: "I canīt help it, Iīm a thief - itīs what I do."

Angloalpha


Avon refused to admit defeat
If Cally wanted some she was going to get some
He was going to build a damn popcorn maker if it was the last thing he did !

Magic Pebble


Vila: " Listen Avon. I know there isnīt a dentist on board, but isnīt this self- abstraction kitt taking things a little far!"

Cally: " were shall I stick this Avon?"

zen


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