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Competition 12 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 28th October 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 26


Superglue can have terrible effects in zero gravity: Vila had got his hand stuck to his head, and Avon had got himself glued to Gan.

Kati

Percentage of vote= 19%
Nobody was impressed by Vilaīs mime of a man leaning on a lamp post

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 19%
V: Sir! I have your boots!
A: Good. As soon as Gan finishes buttoning my jacket you can put them on me. Oh, and youīre saluting with the wrong hand again.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 12%
Vila: Iīve got a terrible headache. Couldnīt give me a therapeutic message, could you, Gan?
Gan: Sorry, Vila. Iīm doing Avonīs manicure. Blakeīs next in line and you know how he chews his nails.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 12%
Vila: Couldnīt give my nails a trim too, could you?
Gan (resignedly): Go to the end of the queue.

Vilakins

Percentage of vote= 8%
by use of the mind i can make a chicken pop out of his stomach

jimmied

Percentage of vote= 8%
Gan: Now, now children. Vila apologise for biting Avonīs hand and Avon, you must apologise for shutting Vilaīs head in the airlock - repeatedly.
Avon: He started it!
Vila: Did not!

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 8%
Villa "All I did was pull it"

Avon "I told you I hadn`t fixed that new anti-grav toilet yet , next time wear a space suit"

Passenger 57

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: has anyone seen my brain? Iīm sure I left it around here somewhere...

Kati

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: "Next time you try and headbutt the wall, try wearing a helmet"
Gan: "And Iīll use toilet paper..."

The WoooMan

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: Ow! Why did you hit me with your hand?
Avon: You were interfering with my manicure and my handbag is over there so I had to use my hand to hit you, didnīt I?

killer pixie

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

by use of the mind i can make a chicken pop out of his stomach

jimmied


the Cabinet has been called due to terrorism

Street


When I hold my hand to my ear I can hear the sea

Vidar Raven


Vila: Ow! Why did you hit me with your hand?
Avon: You were interfering with my manicure and my handbag is over there so I had to use my hand to hit you, didnīt I?

killer pixie


Vila: "You two playing Catīs Cradle again?"

Fishsta


Father Gan: And with this ring I thee-
Vila: Eh! Hang on! I think I had too much to drink!?
Avon: Youīre getting cold feet after all the things you said last night, Vila? Or should I call you "Anna"...
Vila: Oh my God! Now wonder I couldnīt walk this morning... AAARRRGGGH!

BouncingAyatollah


V: Sir! I have your boots!
A: Good. As soon as Gan finishes buttoning my jacket you can put them on me. Oh, and youīre saluting with the wrong hand again.

Gilthanis


Vila: Cally whacked me one īcos she didnīt like my outfit. Better not let her see your sailor-suit, Avon. Bit naff.

Vilakins


Vila: Couldnīt give my nails a trim too, could you?
Gan (resignedly): Go to the end of the queue.

Vilakins


Avon: Iīm warning you, one word about what my hand was doing there and Iīll sing!

Slartibartfast


Nobody was impressed by Vilaīs mime of a man leaning on a lamp post

Slartibartfast


Vila was worried, judging by the force of that blow Avonīs looks could kill

Slartibartfast


Vila: Iīve got a terrible headache. Couldnīt give me a therapeutic message, could you, Gan?
Gan: Sorry, Vila. Iīm doing Avonīs manicure. Blakeīs next in line and you know how he chews his nails.

Nico


Vila (sounding confused and scratching his head) "Gan, why are you trying to pull Avonīs arm out of his socket?"

Paul Maddox


Avon: "Next time you try and headbutt the wall, try wearing a helmet"
Gan: "And Iīll use toilet paper..."

The WoooMan


Vila and Avon have a stare-out whilst Gan realises he just put his hand in some..something unpleasant

The WoooMan


Vila: Erm, Iīve done it again.

Avon: Fool!

Gan: Be fair Avon, you did it too.

Slartibartfast


Vila: You know Iīm still wearing this jacket that doesnīt do up properly.
Avon: You think youīve got problems, Ganīs broken my new mobile he borrowed.

Slartibartfast


Gan: Now, now children. Vila apologise for biting Avonīs hand and Avon, you must apologise for shutting Vilaīs head in the airlock - repeatedly.
Avon: He started it!
Vila: Did not!

Slartibartfast


Vila: Spare any change mate?

Avon: For the last time, NO!

Slartibartfast


Superglue can have terrible effects in zero gravity: Vila had got his hand stuck to his head, and Avon had got himself glued to Gan.

Kati


Gan thought his new micro-sunglasses were cool but didnīt like to admit it was a struggle to see his phone.

BouncingAyatollah


Things were getting silly, now Avon wanted to try and get Ganīs phone working.

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: has anyone seen my brain? Iīm sure I left it around here somewhere...

Kati


Villa "All I did was pull it"

Avon "I told you I hadn`t fixed that new anti-grav toilet yet , next time wear a space suit"

Passenger 57


Avon: It is *not* a rash, Iīm telling you itīs a love bite from Servalan.
Gan: Well itīs in a funny place...

Slartibartfast


Gan: I donīt understand it, it was here a minute ago.
Vila: When youīve finished looking for Avonīs sarcasm can I have some adrenalin and somer.

Slartibartfast


Vila: Ow! That hurt!
Avon: I told you not to interupt us.

Slartibartfast


Vila (to Avon): You are getting sleeeeeeeeepy...

Kati


Avon and Gan practice the Secret Mysterious Silly Handshake.

Simon


SIGN *** PALM READINGS 100 CREDITS ***

Gan "I see a man , a key and a heavy object , you`ve got big problems my friend"

Avon "Wow !!! this guy`s good"

Magic Pebble


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