Franton: "You done the routine sweeps?"
Servalan: "All is smooth and sweatless"
white afro in space
Jacqueline: MY GOD, I can´t believe I have been talked into this ´´mr and mrs safe´´ commercial.
"Are you SURE you´re a sperm? You´re wearing makeup, and anyway, where´s your Y choromosome?"
"Yeah, allwhite... you?"
"Yeah, alwhite mate..."
"Trick or Treat!"
Servalan and her...ahem, secretary began to wonder if the holiday in Australia and New Zealand was really worth it, given the outfits needed to block out the soaring levels of UV light in those countries.
S: "We look preposterous."
After exhaustive research, the USA has finally found the culprits for the failure to find WofMD in Iraq!
"Oooh! Suit you sir!"
Ah. its Madame Servalan, and your bodyguard, Victor Meldrew.
Servie: If this a a mirror smarty, then where is your reflection?
What do you mean the flights to Buttonmoon are all booked up?
Ok, give me the ears, I´ll do it. They are only kids afterall.
The Teletubby invasion took place with their characteristic brutal efficiency. Soon, only their kind were to be seen in major installations, the humans a cowed subject race.
Hmmm, this outfit is really beginning to grow on me...
The wiggly sperm tried and tried, but the egg just wouldn´t let them in.
Servalan: "So if I´m guilty of horrrendous crimes against fashion, then so are all of you! "
white afro in space
Servalan: Bing Bong, Avon calling!
Meanwhile at Chernobyl...
Servalan: Does chicken wire keep out radiation?
How embarrasing. Servalan realized she was wearing the same outfit as her hostess.
In the future, everyone dressed like chess pieces.
"Excuse me , is this John Mackenroe`s house , we`re the painter and decorators ?"
Safe sex in the future.
S: Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
"Sorry madam president , but your face needs to be fully protected"
Servalan "Oh don`t worry , nothing`s gonna get through *this* make-up !"
"A barbecued chicken with chips please , and he`ll have the soup"
Servalan: "Well, it may be the latest thing in fashion, but it just doesn´t suit me. I´m usually always one to try the latest thing, but a girl has her limits, and latex hooded jumpsuits are mine."