Forres: " Soon be Christmas Section leader! are we going to have an open log fire this year?"
Glenlee: " If Servalan finds out, she´d have your chestnuts roasting on it Forres!"
Got it, I´ve downloaded the Crazy Frog ringtone
Forres: Go on, then. What does it say for Scorpio?
Grenlee: It says, "Some days are better than others. Now is not a time to make long-term plans."
Damn, I wish I´d thought to bring along something to pass the time... maybe I can steal it when he´s not looking...
Grenlee: "Well well, some days are better than others, Section Leader"
Grenlee: "According to the rules of the Teal-Vandor Convention, YOU are now the new First Champion of Teal."
white afro in space
It was the third time this week Grenlee had come to work in a matching outfit, so now Forres was dead certain he was spying on him, and all just to be a twat. There was always one in every office, thought Forres.
During the mobile texting exam Forres couldn´t help trying to cheat by sneaking a look at Grenlee´s answers.
Me? I´m just getting a manicure. I heard they do a real nice pedi though.
mother´s favorite demonspawn
Foress : "Major, can you explain why watching a movie on you phone seems to be so exciting, its hardly recreating that cinema experience is it?"
Major : "Just go about your business squad leader; Now hand me those tissues and turn your back for three 3 minutes"
"Welcome back to the world championship alopecia competition and despite a neck and neck competition, one of our contestants has snuck out to an early lead!"
So, who keeps texting you sir?
Never you mind. Just keep your mind on the job at hand squire.
Meanwhile at the toys & games testing facility...
Grenlee: I´ve beaten myself 40 times at Battleships & I can´t be arsed to set Mousetrap up!!
Forres: & my Airfix kit of a weird submarine boat just needs the fiddly stickers putting on & I´m done!
I urinate without discrimination
Foress: Don´t you think this Laura Ashley lampshade is a bit out of place here?
Foress: Four games of "Space Chess by Text Messaging" is really going too far, Major!
Foress (smug) "I`ve just made a CD player out of Lego , nerrrrr"
Major Grenlee "Well i`ve just beaten the evil wizard on level 32 , so there !"
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