Deeta: "Does my hair look big in this?"
white afro in space
I swear Iīll shoot you if you sing the Arnold Rimmer song again!
He was only a few feet away, it wasnīt as if Deeta needed a target painted on his head.
The green blood and lack of brains spilling from the hole only supported Deetaīs suspicions of alien infiltration.
Deeta: I like all this about as much as a hole in the head!
Max: I really hate that saying...
Max: Ok. The disc is stuck on good. Now what?
Deeta: Target practice.
Deeta: " Cant I just place an apple on my head like they did in the old days!"
Deeta: Do you like my new hat?
Max: Of cccccourse, ittttīs very mmmmacho. Do you like my new green bindii?
Deeta: Iīm sure youīre a wonderful dentist. The gun is just a precaution. I donīt like pain.
Max "I had a little , hick , drink about an hour ago , and itshhh , hick"
Deeta "Gone straight to your head? , so has the beer mat you fell asleep on ,
you`re fired !"
Deeta: " Okay, for the last time. Does this outfit suite me"?
Max: " Yes Sir, suites you sir!"
Deeta: You just gota ask yourself one thing punk... do you feel lucky?
Max: No, and I look ridicious!
Deeta: "Look Max,I donīt care how much you feel that the geen spot clashes with your brown outfit. Youīll continue wearing it, if necessary at gunpoint!"
Max: " I wish youīd stop pointing that gun at me, its begining ta make my teeth itch!"
Deeta: " If this thing goes off, itīd do more than that!"
Deeta: " OK Max, let me try this line out on you so I CAN see how I look !! " Do ya feel lucky punk, make my day"?
Deeta: " Oh - from your perspective I look kinda butch, dont I?" If I were Vinni Iīd be scared!"
For goodness sake Deeta, next time turn away when you sneeze.
Deeta: Max, thereīs something crawling on your forehead. Donīt move, Iīll get it.
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"I don`t think those pills you gave me had any effect doctor"
Dr Tarrant "Hmmm , a more radical treatment is called for ,
open wide !"
Deeta "Maybe i`d better watch those special DVDs AFTER the fight then !"
Deeta "Don`t worry , the lab boys tell me they`ve sorted out that 3ft virtical drift to the thought control system."
Alas, the BBC didnīt quite have green-screening down pat.
Deeta: Look mate, conversion to Hinduism isnīt going to save you from my wrath due to your crap hairdressing skills!
"Two things, Deeta. First, why the gun? Second, did you just call the green thing "the target"?"
"If Iīve told you once, Iīve told you a thousand times, stay away from MY stationery cupboard. Donīt lie to me itīs all over your face!"
"Look Iīve told you, the īFrying tonight!ī line ONLY works if you do it in a Kenneth Williams voice"
"Iīll ask you just one more time, does my perm look OK?"
"Just my luck, I always develop a really big spot on my birthday"