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Competition 102
This competition ended on: 29th June 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 12


Blake: " the only way out of this cellar is down into the rat-infested sewers below. Come on everybody lets go"

Avon: " Im not smelling of that, Im not stupid and Im not going"

zen

Percentage of vote= 17%
Blake: "Then she heard footsteps on the stairs, and a scratchy voice wailing, Wheres my golden arm? I want my golden arm!"
Vila: "Stop it, Blake, youre scaring Gan! Lets just roast the marshmallows and get in the tents."

Artilla

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon "Champion Marble master , YOU said , now we have to wash Vila`s underpants for a month !"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake: Okay, Avon and Vila, you each head diversionary attacks to the right and left, Gan and I head up center, with him heading off the forces in that position, and I sneak around the flank of the forces Gan is engaging to take out the leader. And that is how we will get revenge on the store that sold us these clothes!

attitude

Percentage of vote= 8%
B: Before we go into battle, let us pray.

Fan Man

Percentage of vote= 8%
Big brother house mates, you are live on channel 4, please do not swear, blake, avon, vila, gan, you are all up for normination... and the 6th person to be evicted from the big brother house is...

Doctor

Percentage of vote= 8%
Cally: "Aw come on guys, no need to hide - i promise ive got the perm formula right this time"

Avon: "Go on Blake, she wants you"

Blake: "NO WAY, she got me last time"

Boxie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon: Blake, do you want more popcorn?

Blake: NO, I just want to watch the movie. NOW SIT DOWN YOU TWO!!

Slartiarserascal

Percentage of vote= 8%
Vila: Why cant we see anything?
Blake: Because someone has put the spyhole in the ceiling of the wrong room, havent they, Avon?
Avon: That depends on whether youd rather watch fascinating computer technology at work or see Cally naked.

Tilby Ardath

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake: " Ouch! its no good, my backs gone again"
Gan: " Dont worry Blake, will come down to your level"
Avon: " speak for yourself Gan. Im not ready to lay in the gutter just yet"

zen

Percentage of vote= 8%
Blake: Liberator, you were supposed to teleport us to the strip club!!Not the heavily guarded Federation prison next door!! Hello?! Jenna?! Cally?!

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon "I`ll eat the beans and drink the beer.
I`ll even rub your sticks together for you Blake.
But if you ask me to sing `row row row your boat` one more time.......

i`m not going to be a happy camper !"

Magic Pebble


` Leatheretts To Loyalists ` - week 3

And after a drunken evening of debauchery at the residence one reform school , someone is in big trouble.

Magic Pebble


Avon: Blake, do you want more popcorn?

Blake: NO, I just want to watch the movie. NOW SIT DOWN YOU TWO!!

Slartiarserascal


A: "Hurry up and tell us the story Blake, Im getting tired of crouching like this and my leather pants wont give in the crutch."

Angloalpha


And so... after the boys gave up on freedom-fighting, they decided to take up a new occupation:
a violent session of
TIDELYWINKS!

egg99


Big brother house mates, you are live on channel 4, please do not swear, blake, avon, vila, gan, you are all up for normination... and the 6th person to be evicted from the big brother house is...

Doctor


Blake: " Ok heres the plan. Gan at zero plus 30 I want you waiting here. Vila at zero plus 40 I want you working on the safe. Avon at....."

Avon: " Listen Blake! why must we always go through this procedure every time you want to draw money from your own account! just walk up to the counter & ask like everyone else!"

zen


Blake: " the only way out of this cellar is down into the rat-infested sewers below. Come on everybody lets go"

Avon: " Im not smelling of that, Im not stupid and Im not going"

zen


Vila: Why cant we see anything?
Blake: Because someone has put the spyhole in the ceiling of the wrong room, havent they, Avon?
Avon: That depends on whether youd rather watch fascinating computer technology at work or see Cally naked.

Tilby Ardath


Cally did her best with the Looking Small and Being Inconspicuous class, but Blake couldnt resist making speeches, Gans build was against him and Avon made unfortunate creaking noises. Only Vila seemed to have a natural aptitude.

Trilby Ardath


Blake wasnt sure hed picked the right backing singers - they seemed a dopey lot.

Turnidus


Blake: Its simple, we stay here until the work is almost done, then we say, "Do you need any help, Jenna?"

Trilby Ardath


Gan: " Group hug, group hug "

Blake: " No way Gan, last time you did that on the flightdeck I could hardly walk afterwards!"

zen


Blake: Right heres the plan, Were going to kidnap Pilates wife, take her back, issue demands.


Monkey Stompquack


Blake: Liberator, you were supposed to teleport us to the strip club!!Not the heavily guarded Federation prison next door!! Hello?! Jenna?! Cally?!

Frenchy


Avon: So does anyone actually have any ideas for games night?

Blake: Ah!

Natalie


Blake: HA! And the girls said looking at this porno mag was immature!

Natalie


And after 5minutes the crew still couldnt figure out the crossword answer to 5 across, a blonde bombshell crewmember of the Liberator, 5 letters

Natalie


Cally: "Aw come on guys, no need to hide - i promise ive got the perm formula right this time"

Avon: "Go on Blake, she wants you"

Blake: "NO WAY, she got me last time"

Boxie


Cally: "Aw come on guys, i promise ive got the perm formula right this time"

Avon: "Go on Blake, she wants you"

Blake: "NO WAY, she got me last time"

Boxie


Blake: "..99..100 - coming girls, ready or not."

Turnidus


Blake: These tiny footprints mean just one thing. The place is infested with Borrowers!

Trilby Ardath


Avon "Champion Marble master , YOU said , now we have to wash Vila`s underpants for a month !"


Magic Pebble


Blake: "Then she heard footsteps on the stairs, and a scratchy voice wailing, Wheres my golden arm? I want my golden arm!"
Vila: "Stop it, Blake, youre scaring Gan! Lets just roast the marshmallows and get in the tents."

Artilla


Blake "Vila, take your hand off those, NOW!"

Avon


V: Im going blind staring at this floor!

B: Well I *am* blind unless we find that contact lense! Keep looking!

Fan Man


B: Before we go into battle, let us pray.

Fan Man


Blake: Okay, Avon and Vila, you each head diversionary attacks to the right and left, Gan and I head up center, with him heading off the forces in that position, and I sneak around the flank of the forces Gan is engaging to take out the leader. And that is how we will get revenge on the store that sold us these clothes!

attitude


So how many rebels does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Answer: 4

A halfwit to actually change it
A giant halfwit to see if the new one is any brighter than he is
A fearless leader to stub his bare foot on the old one
A Jedi wannabe to suggest that he could have simply used the force , or at a pinch he had a spare torch in his pocket

Magic Pebble


Blake: " Avon, come closer I want you to hear this"

Avon: " I cant Blake. If I bend down any further these trousers are going to rip apart"

Zen


Blake: " Avon, come closer I want you to hear this"

Avon: " I cant Blake. If I bend down any further these trousers are going to rip apart"

Zen


Blake: " Ouch! its no good, my backs gone again"
Gan: " Dont worry Blake, will come down to your level"
Avon: " speak for yourself Gan. Im not ready to lay in the gutter just yet"

zen


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