Tynus "Love the Cuban heels !"
Tynus: "Mummy... are you my mummy?"
Bracelet (da-ding) "Don`t forget to get some head and shoulders whilst you`re down there Avon , oh , and we`re out of milk aswell"
Tynus: Brown Leatherette is so 2nd century of the 2nd calendar. The latest fashion is a red light impaled in your back that flashes when you´re aroused.
Vila:eerrr Avon, I think you should be aware his light is flashing!
Abi´s Tits Must
Vila could only look on in horror as Tynus prepared to suck out Avon´s soul. Poor Tynus, he´d get food poisoning from that.
A: "What´s wrong Tynus? Surprised to see me?"
T: "Indeed I am. I mean, most people take hours to navigate the corridors...I barely get out myself, I can´t fit through the door in this outfit."
Tynus "Welcome to `Curls R Us` , what will it be today gentlemen ?
a long , all over crimp with matching sideburns
or perhaps sir would like a lovely blonde , braided ponytail?
Avon "I take it this isn`t the secret Federation base then?"
Vila "You and your friends Avon !"
The first meeting of the "brown leathers club" wasn´t a great success
Dryclean Only, huh? So that´s where i went wrong!
Tynus: I´m so pleased to finally meet the man who wrote "101 Things To Do With A Tarpaulin"!
Tynus: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room."
white afro in space
Tynus: I don´t believe it! I thought this only came in a vest! Wherever did you find a full length coat?
Tynus "So you get that swishing sound when you walk too, huh?"
Avon wasn´t going to give Tynus the satisfaction of any reaction to his joke hand buzzer...
Tynus: "Welcome, gentlemen, to Costume Hell... now I know *this* seems pretty bad, but have you seen those poor beggars in the Michelin Man outfits!?"
In the high-stakes world of acting, even filming a bug spray commercial can lead to a clash of egos:
Tynus: Look, I´ve had ten years´ experience filming these commercials, and I had to work my way up from the guy who was the abdomen of the roach, to the thorax, to the head. And now, you waltz in here after one week on the job and just demand to be made the head?! Well, things just don´t work like that,brother!
Tynus: I´ve always loved you, Avon. I just wanted you to know.
Avon: "It´s so great to meet you! Vila and I are both big fans! Look, we even wear capes!"
Vila: "Hang on a minute, HE´S not Rick Wakeman!"
"Well now, we obviously all have great taste and buy our clothes at the same boutique. Wanna toss to see who has to go home and get changed, boys?"
Tynus- Once you´ve sold 19 more of these capes, you´ll move up to the next level on the franchise, Avon and that´s when the credits will really start pouring in! Of course, first you need to attend our $99.99 seminar-- but if you sign up *now* it´s only $49.99!
Vila looked on in horror, as Avon and Tynus prepared to ´one potato, two potato´ to the death.
Looking at Tynus´s smile, Vila suddenly recognised the bite mark on Avon´s bum.
Tynus-"Er, Avon, you remember I told you my Leatherskin Leprosy wasn´t in a contagious stage... sorry about that."
At the fetish swingers party, Vila had already worked out who he´d be stuck with.
Eldrig I cant believe you stole my angular inter-galactic hat design in black patent leather and thought I wouldn´t find out.
THE PAUL DARROW EXPERIENCE (opening night)
Tynus "Ya know , your the best Paul Darrow lookalike I`ve ever seen !"
Paul "I`m just erm , we`re the doormen , that`s £9.50 please"
Michael "Knew there was still some money in this gig Paul"