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Competition 100
This competition ended on: 30th May 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 16


Tynus "So you get that swishing sound when you walk too, huh?"

BoxBrownie

Percentage of vote= 13%
Tynus: I don´t believe it! I thought this only came in a vest! Wherever did you find a full length coat?

Fan Man

Percentage of vote= 13%
Vila looked on in horror, as Avon and Tynus prepared to ´one potato, two potato´ to the death.

Spacefall

Percentage of vote= 6%
The first meeting of the "brown leathers club" wasn´t a great success

Luke´s Clone

Percentage of vote= 6%
In the high-stakes world of acting, even filming a bug spray commercial can lead to a clash of egos:

Tynus: Look, I´ve had ten years´ experience filming these commercials, and I had to work my way up from the guy who was the abdomen of the roach, to the thorax, to the head. And now, you waltz in here after one week on the job and just demand to be made the head?! Well, things just don´t work like that,brother!

who knows

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: "It´s so great to meet you! Vila and I are both big fans! Look, we even wear capes!"
Vila: "Hang on a minute, HE´S not Rick Wakeman!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 6%
Tynus: I´m so pleased to finally meet the man who wrote "101 Things To Do With A Tarpaulin"!

B7 4evah

Percentage of vote= 6%
Tynus "Love the Cuban heels !"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
"Well now, we obviously all have great taste and buy our clothes at the same boutique. Wanna toss to see who has to go home and get changed, boys?"

BoxBrownie

Percentage of vote= 6%
Tynus: "Welcome, gentlemen, to Costume Hell... now I know *this* seems pretty bad, but have you seen those poor beggars in the Michelin Man outfits!?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 6%
Vila could only look on in horror as Tynus prepared to suck out Avon´s soul. Poor Tynus, he´d get food poisoning from that.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 6%
Tynus: "Mummy... are you my mummy?"

Natalie

Percentage of vote= 6%
Bracelet (da-ding) "Don`t forget to get some head and shoulders whilst you`re down there Avon , oh , and we`re out of milk aswell"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Tynus: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room."

white afro in space

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Tynus "Love the Cuban heels !"


Magic Pebble


Tynus: "Mummy... are you my mummy?"

Natalie


Bracelet (da-ding) "Don`t forget to get some head and shoulders whilst you`re down there Avon , oh , and we`re out of milk aswell"


Magic Pebble


Tynus: Brown Leatherette is so 2nd century of the 2nd calendar. The latest fashion is a red light impaled in your back that flashes when you´re aroused.

Vila:eerrr Avon, I think you should be aware his light is flashing!

Abi´s Tits Must


Vila could only look on in horror as Tynus prepared to suck out Avon´s soul. Poor Tynus, he´d get food poisoning from that.

Frenchy


A: "What´s wrong Tynus? Surprised to see me?"
T: "Indeed I am. I mean, most people take hours to navigate the corridors...I barely get out myself, I can´t fit through the door in this outfit."

Angloalpha


Tynus "Welcome to `Curls R Us` , what will it be today gentlemen ?
a long , all over crimp with matching sideburns
or perhaps sir would like a lovely blonde , braided ponytail?

Avon "I take it this isn`t the secret Federation base then?"

Vila "You and your friends Avon !"

Magic Pebble


The first meeting of the "brown leathers club" wasn´t a great success

Luke´s Clone


Dryclean Only, huh? So that´s where i went wrong!

bOX bROWNIE


Tynus: I´m so pleased to finally meet the man who wrote "101 Things To Do With A Tarpaulin"!

B7 4evah


Tynus: "And now I suggest you go and make ready. But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room."

white afro in space


Tynus: I don´t believe it! I thought this only came in a vest! Wherever did you find a full length coat?

Fan Man


Tynus "So you get that swishing sound when you walk too, huh?"

BoxBrownie


Avon wasn´t going to give Tynus the satisfaction of any reaction to his joke hand buzzer...

Futsie


Tynus: "Welcome, gentlemen, to Costume Hell... now I know *this* seems pretty bad, but have you seen those poor beggars in the Michelin Man outfits!?"

Futsie


In the high-stakes world of acting, even filming a bug spray commercial can lead to a clash of egos:

Tynus: Look, I´ve had ten years´ experience filming these commercials, and I had to work my way up from the guy who was the abdomen of the roach, to the thorax, to the head. And now, you waltz in here after one week on the job and just demand to be made the head?! Well, things just don´t work like that,brother!

who knows


Tynus: I´ve always loved you, Avon. I just wanted you to know.


Trilby Ardath


Avon: "It´s so great to meet you! Vila and I are both big fans! Look, we even wear capes!"
Vila: "Hang on a minute, HE´S not Rick Wakeman!"

Futsie


"Well now, we obviously all have great taste and buy our clothes at the same boutique. Wanna toss to see who has to go home and get changed, boys?"

BoxBrownie


Tynus- Once you´ve sold 19 more of these capes, you´ll move up to the next level on the franchise, Avon and that´s when the credits will really start pouring in! Of course, first you need to attend our $99.99 seminar-- but if you sign up *now* it´s only $49.99!

Marian


Vila looked on in horror, as Avon and Tynus prepared to ´one potato, two potato´ to the death.

Spacefall


Looking at Tynus´s smile, Vila suddenly recognised the bite mark on Avon´s bum.

Spacefall


Tynus-"Er, Avon, you remember I told you my Leatherskin Leprosy wasn´t in a contagious stage... sorry about that."

Marian


At the fetish swingers party, Vila had already worked out who he´d be stuck with.

Craig


Eldrig I cant believe you stole my angular inter-galactic hat design in black patent leather and thought I wouldn´t find out.

vic2000@ihug.co.nz


THE PAUL DARROW EXPERIENCE (opening night)

Tynus "Ya know , your the best Paul Darrow lookalike I`ve ever seen !"

Paul "I`m just erm , we`re the doormen , that`s £9.50 please"

Michael "Knew there was still some money in this gig Paul"

Magic Pebble


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