Bloke on left: "Right now our seats are out of control. At least, out of OUR control"
Bloke on Right: "You think all this is intentional, and weīre not running on a random course?"
Samor: "Oh, I think weīre going somewhere quite particular."
white afro in space
Saymour started to suspect that both aides were not whom they said they were, when they kept farting throughout the trial!
Samor: "We are satisfied that the vote was conducted fairly and squarely. The winning caption of competition number 99 is ..."
white afro in space
Chap on right: "No, no - you should lean IN to the bends, like this..."
Samor: Just choose a first course! At this rate weīll never get anything to eat, and that waiterīs starting to give me funny looks.
"So Travis , will you take the $1m credits , or gamble everything in our new `ilimination` round?"
Chatroom paranoia had spread to Space Command HQ, as neither assistants believed Saymour to be the real thing!
left hand assistant: " Iīm share old īstar-killerī was fatter than that"
Right hand assistant: " Iīm sure he had more hair than that to"
Saymour: " will you both stop talking about me as if I werenīt here"!
American Idol, 2799:
Randy: I think it was pitchy.
Paula: I loved it!
Aah, some things never change!
Saymour: Have you got my legs?
Guy on left: What does the computer say about Travis being released?
Samon: Computer says no
Jess tells Fred Gilroy and Noel Edmonds that this week he is mostly eating garlic!
" Well, he canīt hit the high notes boys, but man he sure can dance - just look at him go, I give him a 9.5 just for his spirit. "
Geezer on the right: I said "bring me a stick of rock back from Brighton", but 6, & all extra chubby peppermint!
Geezer on the left: Itīs ridiculous!!
"Three little maids from school are we"
Pipe smoking Eccleston
Angel on left: Let Travis go. Heīs a victim of society.
Devil on right: Let Travis fry. Better him than you!
Samor: "Letīs just find the chap guilty and then we can get out of these seats - my piles are giving me terrible gip, and it looks like itīs the same for you two lads..."
Last week on Blakeīs 7: the reality show we had a toilet cam, this week weīre filming some hip replacements
Director: Cut! Youīre supposed to all lean in the same direction when the ship is out of control!
The new-look Dr Who didnīt exactly wow its preview audience.
Left guard "He must be wearing it"
Right guard "No , he can`t be , it looks so natural"
.....Harmony hairspray for men ,
so smooth and shiny , only you will know that you`re wearing it !
When I find out who glued my hands to this desk, itīs straight out the airlock with them.
Will you two quit whispering. Iīm trying to watch the movie.
I made this backdrop myself out of construction paper and sparkles. Do you like it?
(harmonizing): Sho Be Do Be Dooooooooooo
Simon Cowell (still here) "What`s this group called again?"
Left officer "Ziggy Ziggy Splat 1999"
Right officer "Thought it was 2299"
Simon Cowell "Eh , speak up , what was that?"
Fleet Warden Samor: "We have a malfunction - the stationīs artificial gravity field appears to be centred around my head"
Jeremy Paxman Off Screen: No conferring please!
I say we let him off , then we`ll all get picked up for another season so we can go after him.