Avon to Blake: "Can´t stand them, myself. Filthy things, drugs."
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Cally: Keep very still. I think it just crawled into your ear.
Avon & Blake are none too amused as they watch Cally resort to restraining a ´crazed & phsycotic´ Vila, whilst she attempts to shave off his gigantic sideburns. ´Go Cally´...
Vila: Ow, it hurts! Cally, Kiss it and make it better!
Avon: Just because you bumped your funny bone when you fell down drunk is no reason to hog our ship´s precious medical supplies!
Blake: Jealous, eh, Avon? Now the question is, of whom are you jealous--Vila or Cally?
Vila: I want that one
Cally: Getting mumps is more painful than the jab you know!
Avon: Blake, I´d advise you to keep your eyes off Cally if you want to live.
V: I said I would give you some ´foreplay´, not fore arm!
Im Not Blake
After watching this weeks Doctor Who, Blake thought it necessary to do the Auton test on the crew members. Although Vila´s arm doesn´t come off, it doesn´t stop Cally!
Avon: "What do you think Blake, out of ten?"
Blake: "Hmmmmm... a seven?"
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Avon: If that´s her idea of pain relief, I think I´d rather be a cloud of agitated atoms!
Blake: You know I hate it when I have to agree with you!
Avon "If you don`t mind , I think i`ll pass on the Auron flu jab Cally"
Cally "Well i`ll get it right in a minute , besides it`s only a little prick"
Avon "That`s what bothers me"
Blake: Cally, I think all of us would appreciate if you practiced your massage on Gan. He has a far higher tolerance for pain than the rest of us.
Avon: That´s what you think, nancy-boy.
C: (bored) Yes, Vila. You´ve got strong mucles.
A: Too bad you don´t know how to use them.
B: (thinking) Cally has never commented on *my* muscles...
Avon: Would you like us to help you hold Vila down?
Vila: But you don´t understand, i AM allergic to needles...
Cally had her own version of the nerve pinch, more effective than Avon´s attempt on Blake.
Waxing Vila´s armpits was an unpleasant job, but somebody had to do it...
Avon "I don`t know , he goes through a magnetic barrier , gets doped up to the eyeballs , and he still manages to stare at cally`s backside !"