Vila: But if i let you in, you´ll kill me.
Travis: Oh Vila, you´ve got me all wrong. I´ve brought scones, jam´n´cream!
V: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
Travis: " For the last time Vila, tell me THE WORD,THE WORD,THE WORD - or I´ll open the airlock"
Vila: " Alright,alright - 8 across is TELEPORT!"
Noooooo , not Servalan`s cut and blow dry squad.
Weren´t you in Shrek?
Travis: Trick or treat?
It´s times like this that Vila realised he should have got a smaller peep hole in his front door
Travis !!!... He´s behind you !... No, no, he is, honest !
Kerr (Bing Bong) Avon Calling
Okay fair enough Vila has a picture of Travis, but why the hell is the frame a tyre?
"Come on li`ll hobbit , frodo wants to play with you"
Vila: "Are you SURE you´ve just come to read the meter? It´s just that Blake says I´m not supposed to open the door to anyone..."
Vila: "... Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"
white afro in space
B7 celebrity BIG BROTHER - Whos watching who?
Mirror mirror on the wall
it`s the escort to the ball
isn`t he in for a shock
when he sees ME in Cally`s frock
off she`s scarpered with Blake again
I know , i`ll blame it all on Zen
Vila "Quick Avon , it`s the cops , Orac hasn`t being doing anything naughty on the internet has he"
Vila: "A decond clarth redurn do Dottinghab pleathe!"
Travis: "Sounds like you need TuuuUUUuuunes, sir!" (cheesy grin)
Travis and Vila´s attempts at doing the "Mirror Routine" had so far been a dismal failure.
Vila: " I really must have had too much soma last night!, every time I look in the mirror I see Travis staring back at me"
Vila: "Dear lord! I asked for a close shave, but the bastard´s gone and taken me eye off!"
Travis: "I SEEEEE YOU!"
Vila: " I know you´ve got to keep your eye on me Travis, but can I have a wee without you staring at me"
Vila: Bloody hell, I look shite!