Tarrant: I think you shot the wrong bit Avon, she´s gonna blow. Avon: I know. How fast can you run Tarrant?
Avon (to offscreen Federation soldier) : Blake went that way!
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Avon: The coast is clear, come on in everyone. That idiot Tarrant´s no where to be seen...
Avon goes flying when that naughty Tarrant opens the door just as Avon reaches for the handle
:Singing: Meet the gang coz the boys are here.. the boys to entertain you..
The Scorpio crew attend the annual "Thunderbirds" convention, although Avon´s impression of Lady Penelope was frankly laughable...
Tarrant: Musical statues aren´t really your thing, eh Avon?
In a hurry for their meal, Avon & Tarrant try to get the waiter´s attention
Tarrant: I thought we were the ones who were supposed to shout "Freeze!".
Tarrant was willing to try anything to put Avon off his shot, even resorting to gooseing him at the crucial moment
Strike a Pose!
Avon would have been quicker to the scene if it hadn´t been for the large dog pulling on his trouser leg
The cast just couldn´t get the hang of rollerblades
(hushed commentator) And it´s Avon at the oche, using Dayna´s modified dart launche- YES! ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIGHTY!!
Soolin: (from shower unit) Hands up who´d like to scrub my back!?
avon looked worried as he slipped on the fish!
Tarrant and Avon suddenly found themselves on the set of "Saturday Night Fever"
There may be trouble ahead...... Lets face the music and dance!
( Waterloo station taxi ramp 2085 )
Avon" I saw it first hands off"
Tarrant "Not a chance flyboy , here`s how it`s done"
Servalan: What´s the matter,boys? Haven´t you ever seen a naked woman standing in her bath?
Tarrents audition for the revival of Starlight Exprese
was going much better than Avon`s
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In the Blakes 7 skateboarding competition, Avon was seriously unbalanced but Tarrant got some big ´air...
Avon: Damn! I hate this stupid architecture! Is that way up?
Avon liked to view the scene from a different angle...
Avon: How long did they say we would have to pose for the picture? It´s playing merry hell with my back.
Tarrant: Serves you right for picking such a daft pose.
Once more our two intrepid heros tumble through time to another adventure of "The Time Tunnel" (Roll theme tune)
T & A: "Altogether now - ´It´s fun to stay at the YMCA... YMCA!´"
T: I´m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.
A: How does that ´itsy bitsy spider´ thing go again?
A: I´ll distract them with my ´silly walk´, then you shoot them, got it?
Tarrant and Avon were embarassed when the Khom delegation arrived during a game of British Bulldog.
Tarrant: Avon, look out for that wet patch!
Avon: What wet paaaattttcccchhhhh?
In space no-one can see you pose
Unfortunately the new positionable Blake´s 7 action figures were a little unstable
Tarrant: Where do you say the loo roll was kept?
Avon: I think I saw some in there.
Avon: I wish they´d get this damned artificial gravity sorted out.
Tarrant: You think you´ve got problems, I´ve been stuck to this wall like this for hours.
The crew´s game of ´statues´ was getting rather serious