Leaving the keys in the ignition was bad enough for poor little Avon ,
But Servalan`s rendition of `Dancing Queen` over the ship`s unicom was enough to make anyone shell shocked !!!
Hmm.. They certainly captured a good likeness, but I don´t know what that brown splodge is on its side... cosmic rust perhaps ?
Kerr (Bing Bong) Avon Calling
This years Redemption had been quite boring, but Steve still insisted everyone turned up.
Avon "I`ll name that theme tune in one"
Tarrant "Ok , for one million credits......."
" And now on Channel Terminal - ´Space Snot, when good ships go bad!´ "
T: "Avon, I don´t believe it! All the fuss, all the deception, all the risk; just to put the Liberator on Federation e-bay."
Tarant: Yes Avon, we know Orac can shrink himself, but did we REALLY need him to shrink the Liberator to proove it???
Tarrant (to Avon): "You came in that thing? You´re braver than I thought!"
I Love Avon
Tarrant carefully aimed his radio-control model Liberator to stick in Avon´s ear...
Tarrant: "Avon, it´s wobbling!"
Avon: "I can´t watch, Servalan was never very good at reversing"
Avon "It`s not fair , i`m not doing it"
Tarrant "C`mon Avon , it`s your turn to take the rap for the speeding fine this time"
...and then years later, Tarrant saw Avon walking through the station... but Avon pretended not to recognise him...
It was Avon´s turn to keep an eye out for the Federation´s TV detector vans...
Tarrant: " Dont sulk Avon, so we all agreed to watch a B7 DVD and not one of your DW episodes"
Tarrant: Avon! I said LEFT turn! LEFT! I know you have issues with authority figures but try to keep up, you´re throwing the whole group off!
Tarrant: Quick! The show´s on.
Avon: I´ve already seen this one.
Avon "while they´re distracted I´ll grab the last donut."
Tarrant: Don´t you like 70´s space operas Avon?
Avon: I´ve seen it already!
Tarrant: "Have you lost your contacts again Avon? The screen´s over here!"
Avon: Tarrant, I don´t think you listened when I told everyone to face the wall and think about what they´ve done.
After a liquid lunch, no-one was quite sure which camera to look at...
Finally , a waxwork museum with a pulse
Tarrant: "Hahaha, Avon, you LIKE this programme?! The special effects are a joke!"
Avon: Tarrant, I dont care if your precious toy spaceship got stuck in the laminator!
Villa the 2nd
Avon "I didn´t want to come to the art exhabition, but you made me i am not going to look. I will jsut stare at the wall its better than all the rest,"