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Competition 93
This competition ended on: 9th February 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 12


Gan: Good doggy

Avon: Gan it´s a wall

Carnell

Percentage of vote= 25%
The British Star Wars, starring Avon as Luke, Bek as Han Solo, and Gan as Chewie, had just reached the scene where the walls started closing in... however, the British budgets were never quite as glamerous as the American film companies.

Luke

Percentage of vote= 17%
Gan: ´There must be some way out of this chatroom´!
Futs: ´ Theres no way out,I´ve been in here years´

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 17%
After 14 hours in the chat room, Avon was about to have a breakdown when Gan still couldn´t find PRINT! Even the two lurkers couldn´t take any more!!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 8%
Avon suddenly wished he had brought Gan with him instead of the Hitler waxwork dummy he had nicked from Madame Tussauds just the previous week

Birch Mi R´s

Percentage of vote= 8%
Gan: I think the painting shoulg go just about.........here.

Villa the 2nd

Percentage of vote= 8%
& the forgotten contestants on the Crystal Maze are still there to this very day...

Master Brawn

Percentage of vote= 8%
So this is the new design for the TARDIS?

Mac

Percentage of vote= 8%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon suddenly wished he had brought Gan with him instead of the Hitler waxwork dummy he had nicked from Madame Tussauds just the previous week

Birch Mi R´s


Avon: Ah, so this is what the inside looks like. Fascinating. And to think, all these years I´ve been playing Rubik´s Cube the easy way. Alright Gan, twist these squares around to the right...

tsukechick


Avon: ´ according to Orac, Diane has encased all the signed dvds behind that wall´
Gan: ´ Theres no way of getting at them from here´

Bek: ´We´ve been waiting for months for the dvd´s - between B7e & Horizon I´m begining to wonder if I´ll ever see the full series on dvd´
Hanna: ´ I´m still waiting for my N/L´s´

Burt


Gan: ´ There must be some mistake I ordered a room with a view´

Bek: ´ They said that to us when we arrived´

ZEN


Gan: ´ Its no good Avon, I cant open it! - maybe you should try shouting ´Avon Calling´...´

Avon: ´I would, but it may have escaped your notice, but we are on the INSIDE!´

ZEN


Gan: ´There must be some way out of this chatroom´!
Futs: ´ Theres no way out,I´ve been in here years´

ZEN


Avon and Gan find themselves prisoners in Futsie´s mind.

Gan: Look! this wall clearly exists in a space with 4 dimensions, the fourth not necessarily being time.
Bek: Forget it Hanna. No matter how many poses you try, I´ll never get the hang of this damn Moebius strip!!!

white afro in space


Gan: "If I just move this one over a little bit..."

Build it yourself rooms were notoriously difficult and incredibly straining on everybody. Gan, however was keen to find a place for the last remaining cube left over.

white afro in space


After 14 hours in the chat room, Avon was about to have a breakdown when Gan still couldn´t find PRINT! Even the two lurkers couldn´t take any more!!

Futsie


Gan just couldn´t resist showing off the pen mark that indicated the height of his winning entry in the peeing up against the wall competition.

Blake´s Girdle


Avon could feel his brain functions slowly turning to mush... another few hours of Gan holding forth on his pet subject of walls, and Avon would soon be like those other two...

Futsie


A: "It´s some bizarre German night-club where people take mass quantities of anti-stimulants. Just find the door Gan and lets get out of here!"

Angloalpha


So this is the new design for the TARDIS?

Mac


Look, I don´t want to be picky, but inviting Changing Rooms? If I get my hands on that Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen, I´ll bloody kill him!

Mark


Blake got stuck in a box so why do we ahve to get stuck in a bigger plastic box?

Jan


When you both can behave yourselves, you can sit back here with us.Blake, don´t do that.....

Kaz


Hanna: It´s alright for you guys, you´ll get seen again in the likes of Brush Strokes, Only Fools & Horses & Little Britain. But it´s a couple of episodes of Terry & June for me & then obscurity!

Master Brawn


Finally someone had managed to get Avon into a padded room.

Craig


& the forgotten contestants on the Crystal Maze are still there to this very day...

Master Brawn


AVON: I told you not to buy a Plasma Screen of eBay

Zapdog


Gan: I´ll tell you what they look like, TARDIS roundels

Avon: shutup

Luke´s Clone


Gan: Good doggy

Avon: Gan it´s a wall

Carnell


The British Star Wars, starring Avon as Luke, Bek as Han Solo, and Gan as Chewie, had just reached the scene where the walls started closing in... however, the British budgets were never quite as glamerous as the American film companies.

Luke


Gan: & what happens when an Ig comes along & wants to use it?

Avon: Then it will let us out

Master Brawn


Gan: Even you can´t do a Rubik´s Cube from the inside Avon, perhaps you´ll listen next time?

Richard Wagner


Avon and Gan have obviously been at the shadow again. And are seeing funny coloured pink bunnies on the walls.

Vat?


Avon: Dang it, Gan, I told you I wanted this room painted off-white, not antique white!
Gan: Sorry.

jj


Gan: I think the painting shoulg go just about.........here.

Villa the 2nd


Gan: I think the painting shoulg go just about.........here.

Villa the 2nd


A rare glimpse of the Liberator laundry room , and it`s packed !


Magic Pebble


Gan "Why did you let Hanna do the painting Avon , I can`t find the door knob anywhere"

Avon "It would seem delegation has it`s drawbacks sometimes"

Magic Pebble


`Four strangers awake to find themselves in a wierd prison , a tough guy , a computer hacker and two spaced out hippies`.

The connection?
They`re all trapped in this years blockbuster movie......

`Cube 3 - changing rooms cube`

Magic Pebble


Avon: I think with one good barging, it should open.
Gan: Right, stand back!
Bek: (whispers)Should we tell them that it´s electrified?
Hanna: Naahh!

Frenchy


There we go Avon, thats the last piece of sticky tape. That should keep the cold out.

Simon


Gan: "Tsk! They haven´t done a very good job of this grouting..."

Futsie


A massive game of Noughts and Crosses started, but Avon looked less then happy when Gan went first and picked the middle square.

Carnell


Gan: You see it has many properties, it is flat and very white, and it is big!
Avon: Yes Gan, it´s called a wall.

A hug makes you happy :)


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