Cally "He says it`s some kind of Earth drink , called Special Brew"
Avon "Zen , play the Banana Splits theme tune , continous loop"
Cally and Avon finally got wise to Vila´s plan to disguise himself as Blake and order everyone to give him drinks...
Blake: ´ Bloody hell Cally, this is suppose to be a celebratory ´new calendar´ drink!! so where is the drink!!?
Avon: "If you get him drunk again, then YOU can play horsey with him this time!"
Ahhhhh,...Mr. Leary´s concoction seems to be taking effect rather quickly!
Avon: Forget it, Cally. You cannot teach psychometry to Blake.
Cally: Yes, I can.
Blake: I see... Vila... drinking.
Avon: It doesn´t take psychic abilities to know that Vila has drunk from every glass on this ship!
Cally: Do you want an onion?
Dr. Womb Spike Eloquence Bisto
Blake: " do you know theres a fly in my drink?"
Cally: " Shush Blake, they´ll all want one!"
Blake: Um..Cally I don´t know how to say this but...we found your vibrator in the glove box again.
Avon: & it was turned on
Blake: I see this glass as half-full, because I´m an optimist, whereas, you, Avon...
Avon:See it as empty, because I´ve been to the optometrist.
Avon: Don´t be a wuss Blake, I filled four of them.
Blake: An empty glass? Thanks a lot.
Avon : How many has he had?
Cally : I lost count after the soma and adrenalin went.
Avon : What´s he drinking now.
Cally : Oh lighter fuel and vodka.
Cally: Come on Blake, just one more Pan Galactic gargle blaster and you´ve won the contest.
Blake: No, no more. It´ll kill me.
Avon:(thinks) That´s the idea
Avon: "Has either of you seen my superglue?"
A: "What´s the matter?"
B: "It´s just as we suspected. Vila´s been into the wine again."
C: "His grubby little finger prints are all over this glass!"
"What exactly do you think you´re doing?" said Avon. "Oh well," thought Cally, "I´ve finally been caught during one of my little ´cocktail parties´ with Blake. At least this´ll be easier to explain away than if he had caught us later, when we were doing jello shots."
Avon was sure to get his twenty pound deposit from Blake while Blake rode Avon´s taxi.
Cally tried to wrestle the beer glass away from Blake, while Avon again asked him to reveal the security code for Zen which would abort the course program "to the nearest kebab shop".
Avon: " So do you really expect us to believe that you can read the future in the dregs of Adrenalin & Soma Blake!!"
Blake: " I sure can! - I predict that this glass will be full again in less than 5 minutes, here Cally, do the honour of fulfilling my prophecy"
Blake: " Who´s had a swig of my soma after I left the flight-deck!, I marked a level on the glass my drinks gone lower, see Cally"
Cally " Give me that glass Blake, you´ve had enough"
Blake " Get off my glass woman, hic, I can handle my drink.....hic"
Avon " As we´ve seen often enough Blake"
Avon "So that`s where my crate of vintage Advocat vanished to is it , that`ll teach ya"