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Competition 88
This competition ended on: 4 January 2005

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 17


Blake: I see this glass as half-full, because I´m an optimist, whereas, you, Avon...

Avon:See it as empty, because I´ve been to the optometrist.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 29%
Cally tried to wrestle the beer glass away from Blake, while Avon again asked him to reveal the security code for Zen which would abort the course program "to the nearest kebab shop".

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 12%
"What exactly do you think you´re doing?" said Avon. "Oh well," thought Cally, "I´ve finally been caught during one of my little ´cocktail parties´ with Blake. At least this´ll be easier to explain away than if he had caught us later, when we were doing jello shots."

jj

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally " Give me that glass Blake, you´ve had enough"

Blake " Get off my glass woman, hic, I can handle my drink.....hic"

Avon " As we´ve seen often enough Blake"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 6%
A: "What´s the matter?"
B: "It´s just as we suspected. Vila´s been into the wine again."
C: "His grubby little finger prints are all over this glass!"
Z: "Confirmed."

Angloalpha

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: ´ Bloody hell Cally, this is suppose to be a celebratory ´new calendar´ drink!! so where is the drink!!?

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: " So do you really expect us to believe that you can read the future in the dregs of Adrenalin & Soma Blake!!"

Blake: " I sure can! - I predict that this glass will be full again in less than 5 minutes, here Cally, do the honour of fulfilling my prophecy"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: Forget it, Cally. You cannot teach psychometry to Blake.

Cally: Yes, I can.

Blake: I see... Vila... drinking.

Avon: It doesn´t take psychic abilities to know that Vila has drunk from every glass on this ship!

Oraco

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: Do you want an onion?

Blake: No

Dr. Womb Spike Eloquence Bisto

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally and Avon finally got wise to Vila´s plan to disguise himself as Blake and order everyone to give him drinks...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: Come on Blake, just one more Pan Galactic gargle blaster and you´ve won the contest.
Blake: No, no more. It´ll kill me.
Avon:(thinks) That´s the idea

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon : How many has he had?

Cally : I lost count after the soma and adrenalin went.
Avon : What´s he drinking now.
Cally : Oh lighter fuel and vodka.

Kaz

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Cally "He says it`s some kind of Earth drink , called Special Brew"

Avon "Zen , play the Banana Splits theme tune , continous loop"

Magic Pebble


Cally and Avon finally got wise to Vila´s plan to disguise himself as Blake and order everyone to give him drinks...

Futsie


Blake: ´ Bloody hell Cally, this is suppose to be a celebratory ´new calendar´ drink!! so where is the drink!!?

ZEN


Avon: "If you get him drunk again, then YOU can play horsey with him this time!"

Futsie


Ahhhhh,...Mr. Leary´s concoction seems to be taking effect rather quickly!

Mike Ramsey


Avon: Forget it, Cally. You cannot teach psychometry to Blake.

Cally: Yes, I can.

Blake: I see... Vila... drinking.

Avon: It doesn´t take psychic abilities to know that Vila has drunk from every glass on this ship!

Oraco


Cally: Do you want an onion?

Blake: No

Dr. Womb Spike Eloquence Bisto


Blake: " do you know theres a fly in my drink?"

Cally: " Shush Blake, they´ll all want one!"

ZEN


Blake: Um..Cally I don´t know how to say this but...we found your vibrator in the glove box again.

Avon: & it was turned on

The bugeredarator


Blake: I see this glass as half-full, because I´m an optimist, whereas, you, Avon...

Avon:See it as empty, because I´ve been to the optometrist.

Marian


Avon: Don´t be a wuss Blake, I filled four of them.


hexenmeister


Blake: An empty glass? Thanks a lot.

Craig


Avon : How many has he had?

Cally : I lost count after the soma and adrenalin went.
Avon : What´s he drinking now.
Cally : Oh lighter fuel and vodka.

Kaz


Cally: Come on Blake, just one more Pan Galactic gargle blaster and you´ve won the contest.
Blake: No, no more. It´ll kill me.
Avon:(thinks) That´s the idea

Frenchy


Avon: "Has either of you seen my superglue?"

Turnidus


A: "What´s the matter?"
B: "It´s just as we suspected. Vila´s been into the wine again."
C: "His grubby little finger prints are all over this glass!"
Z: "Confirmed."

Angloalpha


"What exactly do you think you´re doing?" said Avon. "Oh well," thought Cally, "I´ve finally been caught during one of my little ´cocktail parties´ with Blake. At least this´ll be easier to explain away than if he had caught us later, when we were doing jello shots."

jj


Avon was sure to get his twenty pound deposit from Blake while Blake rode Avon´s taxi.

WEEEEEEEEEEE


Cally tried to wrestle the beer glass away from Blake, while Avon again asked him to reveal the security code for Zen which would abort the course program "to the nearest kebab shop".

Futsie


Avon: " So do you really expect us to believe that you can read the future in the dregs of Adrenalin & Soma Blake!!"

Blake: " I sure can! - I predict that this glass will be full again in less than 5 minutes, here Cally, do the honour of fulfilling my prophecy"

ZEN


Blake: " Who´s had a swig of my soma after I left the flight-deck!, I marked a level on the glass my drinks gone lower, see Cally"

ZEN


Cally " Give me that glass Blake, you´ve had enough"

Blake " Get off my glass woman, hic, I can handle my drink.....hic"

Avon " As we´ve seen often enough Blake"

ZEN


Avon "So that`s where my crate of vintage Advocat vanished to is it , that`ll teach ya"


Magic Pebble


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