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Competition 9 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 10th October 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


Deva was beginning to regret having Blake surgically attached to his shoulder

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 24%
Deva surreptitiously tested his breath to see if Blake was right about his halitosis

Nico

Percentage of vote= 14%
Blake: Iīm sorry, but thereīs nothing in your contract about being allowed to practice dentistry. Now why donīt you play that giant xylophone propped up by the door.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 10%
Deva: (thinks) Thereīs never a blunt object lying around when you need one.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 10%
Deva: Is it a red triangle?
Blake: No!
Deva: A blue square?
Blake: These telepathy experiments arenīt working.

Jemmiah

Percentage of vote= 10%
Deva knew heīd never get the hang of the new military adhesives. Heīd already glued his hand to his face, and his elbow to the desk.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 10%
DEVA: (thinking) Oh God! If he rehearses that speech one more time Iīm going to beat him to death with the snooker triangle!

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: A dozen plain and a dozen spicy poppadoms for table twelve...

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%
A sneak preview of `Rebels R Us`
(aka A Christmas Carol)

Blake "Humbug , humbug , humbug Mr Deva?"

Deva "Oh thankyou very much Mr Blake"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
Deva: Hmmm... that Tarrant chap had the most appalling hairstyle... mm.. reminds me of someone...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Your souffles appear to be falling

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Deva surreptitiously tested his breath to see if Blake was right about his halitosis

Nico


Of course , ya know that once ITV start showing `The hit man and her` it`s curtains for us Blake.


Passenger 57


Deva knew heīd never get the hang of the new military adhesives. Heīd already glued his hand to his face, and his elbow to the desk.

Gemma


Deva was beginning to regret having Blake surgically attached to his shoulder

Slartibartfast


Devaīs drink seemed strangely odourless, colourless and tasteless, but he just couldnīt put his finger on what was wrong...

Slartibartfast


Blake: Table seven arenīt happy with their meal - theyīre sending it back now. I wrote down what they said here, do you want to hear it?

Slartibartfast


BLAKE: Sorry, Deva, Iīm afraid thatīs the last of the invisible cigarettes
DEVA: Damn.

Gemma


blake: avon avon. avon:stand still


connor


DEVA: (thinking) Oh God! If he rehearses that speech one more time Iīm going to beat him to death with the snooker triangle!

Gemma


Deva: Is it a red triangle?
Blake: No!
Deva: A blue square?
Blake: These telepathy experiments arenīt working.

Jemmiah


A sneak preview of `Rebels R Us`
(aka A Christmas Carol)

Blake "Humbug , humbug , humbug Mr Deva?"

Deva "Oh thankyou very much Mr Blake"

Magic Pebble


Blake: Bah! Pathetic! My doctor recommends a change in lifestyle or I could be in for some serious heartburn. Heartburn indeed!

BouncginAyatollah


Blake: This letterīs from that bounty-hunter outfitters, my bullet proof vest is still on order. Still - donīt think Iīll need that just yet do you? At least my nice ruffly shirt is here!

BouncingAyatollah


BLAKE TO HIMSELF... HMM... This might be a good game to try, Trust .
Deva also to himself " I do`t think following that ancient book of party
games is such a good oh fearlless leade.

THE DOCTOR ALT 8


"Well weīve got the test results back and... you donīt have any family do you? My advice is donīt buy anything on credit."

Blake always knew how to sugar coat bad news

Slartibartfast


In the BLAKE-FM radio studio.
Blake: This playlist doesnīt have YMCA on it ?!

Simon


Blake "Orrrrr , another one with a bunny wabbit on it , thank`s Deva me old mate , this is the best birthday bash i`ve ever had"

........Pity I told ya mates it was next week ain`t it !!!

Magic Pebble


Blake: So how long have you been collecting and decorating the inner tubes from rolls of carpet?

Slartibartfast


Deva: (thinks) Thereīs never a blunt object lying around when you need one.

Slartibartfast


Blake: Didnīt your mother tell you not to bite your nails?

Slartibartfast


Blake: Can I borrow this book?
Deva: You havenīt brought back the last two yet.

Slartibartfast


Deva: Well?? What are the results?
Blake: Congratulations Deva, youīre a Mum.
Deva: YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD A VESECTOMY!!
Blake: I lied.

Sarajane


Blake: That pillarīs fallen over again.
Deva: (thinks) Not again ... how much to get it fixed THIS time!?

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: That pillarīs fallen over again.
Deva: (thinks) Not again ... how much to get it fixed THIS time!?

BouncingAyatollah


Deva is too busy sniffing his finger to care what Blake is prattling on about...

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: Well, yes, itīs a VERY impressive setup youīve got here. I can see why they call you the Pop Deva.

BouncingAyatollah


"Iīll give fifty pence for a cup of tea and then heīll move along", thought Deva.

Wilf


BLAKE: Four thousand, six hundred and ninety-one irradiated haggis.
DEVA: Oh Blake, itīs Saturday night. Iīve had enough.
BLAKE: Four thousand, six hundred and ninety-one irradiated haggis!

Gemma


While Deva pondered his next move, Blake sneakily consulted the X-9000 chess computer...

Futsie


Deva: Hmmm... that Tarrant chap had the most appalling hairstyle... mm.. reminds me of someone...

Futsie


Blake: Iīm sorry, but thereīs nothing in your contract about being allowed to practice dentistry. Now why donīt you play that giant xylophone propped up by the door.

Slartibartfast


Your souffles appear to be falling

Slartibartfast


Blake hated helping out Deva with the stock taking!

Vidar Raven


B: Well, your resume is very impressive. Now, let me see you mix these 12" cdīs on that new player. I want this to be the party of the year!

Gilthanis


BLAKE: Letīs see . . . Aquarius - beware of old friends carrying guns. Oh well, I never did believe in astrology.

Gemma


I wonder if itīs too late to reconsider that coffee comercial?

Slartibartfast


The budget cuts were beginning to dig deep, all the cast had to make supper on was one gas ring and a couple of trangias.

Slartibartfast


How much did I drink last night, and whoīs this bloke with the bad hair do?

Slartibartfast


I wonder if dinnerīs ready yet?

Slartibartfast


Blake: Why do I have to fill all this out? All I need is a new filling.

Slartibartfast


Blake: A dozen plain and a dozen spicy poppadoms for table twelve...

Slartibartfast


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