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AUGUST
2000
Short,
Sharp and it made us laugh! Liked it!!
Congrats to David!!!
I'll trade you
two Charmanders for one Pikachu
 by
David Pullin
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Here are
the rest of the entries:
TRAVIS:Try as
i might i can never figure out how to get UK GOLD!
by
ILikeSpaceGoats
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TRAVIS:Have
you got 13 across yet?SERVALAN:Of course I have Trav, it's....(pause).....gudumphe!?!?!?
by
ILikeSpaceGoats
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Travis: Ha!
Ha!
Servalan: #@*%!! How do you manage to make a Tetris so quick, Travis?
by
Aloysius
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Travis: Ha!
Ha!
Servalan: #@*%!! How do you manage to make a Tetris so quick, Travis?
by
Aloysius
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Travis: Ha!
Ha!
Servalan: #@*%!! How do you manage to make a Tetris so quick, Travis?
by
Aloysius
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Travis:(looking
at Servalan) If I have to sit in this rotten chair reading space
phonics one more minute i'll kill someone! Servalan: Don't even
think about it.
by
opusbite
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Travis, I *told*
you we'd need more people for a proper game of pictionary. This
just isn't working, is it?
by
Paula
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Federation personnel
went to great lengths to pretend they weren't reading Harry Potter.
by
Tainted Travis
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Servalan and
Travis were still waiting to use the federation loo block.
by
JAR
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Servalan: "Oh
Travis stop moving your legs about, your pants are squeekey."
by
Bayban the Baker
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Travis: Oh come
on Servalan, just do it! Just this once!!! Servalan: Travis, lets
get 2 things strait. 1, woman don,t fart, and 2, if we could we
certanly wouldn't light them!!!!!!!!!
by
Mickeydoodles
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Servalan: WHAT!!!????
What do you mean I'm not in the last episode! The director is gona
cautch hell from me!!!!!! Travis: Don't take i so bad(pause)...I
get replaced.....
by
Lechar
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Servalan: "What's
the next one Travis?"
Travis: "Erm...2 times 2, even I had trouble with that one!"
by
Raymondo
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Travis and Servalan's
birthdays fall on the same date,
so they give each other presents.
by
Roderick
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Servalan looks
up at Travis...
Tavis: What!? It wasn't me,honest!
by
Lechar
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Servalan: What
was that I just seen you order on your computer screen? Was It Hooked
On Phonics?
Travis: Err...No,of course not!
Servalan: Yes it was! You orderd Hooked On Phonics!
Travis: I did not!!!
Servalan:(roleing eyes) Ok Travis, whatever you say.... When it
comes would you like me to play with you. It IS suposed to improve
one grade level, guaranteed! Travis: Hey!!!....
by
Lechar
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Travis: Ha!
Ha! Ha! I've finaly orderd a pentiem 3 prossessor. I've been waiting
for this moment, carefully making sure that they wouldn't come out
with a pentiem 4 prosessor! Servalan: Oh Look Travis...they just
came up with the pentiem 4 prosessor. Travis: When I get the chance
I'm gona shoot Bill Gates with a REALY big gun!!!
by
Lechar
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"Have you
heard of Radio Fox?"
"Yes. I thought the Radio Fox Request Chart was simply splendid!"
Have you been foxed?
by
Timothy Claypole
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"Your train
gets in at Waterloo at 9:45. I'll be wearing a white dress!"
by
"mum"
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Travis?....
I think I may be pregnant ........
by
Lovgatel@aol.com
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Travis: "err..
servalan?"
Servalan:"yees?"
Travis What does thios word say?"
Servalan"for god sake travis..."
by
gina
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Arriving at
the 'clinic', Servalan and Travis decide they don't know each other.
by
Phaedrus
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And they say
the waiting lists are getting shorter on the NHS.
P.S. Good luck on Thursday!
by
nooki
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Help! I can't
send a message to you over the net!
by
nooki
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Travis: I don't
think much of your glasses.
Servalan: Well I don't think much of your ring.
by
Phaedrus
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Servalan: I'm
sorry Travis, your card issuer has not authorised the transaction.
Travis: Well I didn't want this edition anyway! I'll wait till it
comes out in paperback...
by
Tainted Travis
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Servalan: Paul
Darrow Q&A at 4.00pm, Jan Chappell on at five, costume parade
at six; see I TOLD you we were early!
Travis: Let's get to the bar; if I hear that bloody 'Avon's teddy'
anecdote one more time...
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Tainted Travis
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Servalan: Travis,
don't you find that sitting like that really squeezes your balls?
Travis: No?
Servalan: Does for me...
by
Phaedrus
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Tarvis: Now
if my calculations are correct we should leave on our holidays in
about half an hour.
Severaln: yes dear anything you say now have you been to the toilet.
by
Del Tarrant
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Travis: well
this doctor likes taking his time, I mean last time he gave me this
eyepatch. There is nothing on worth watching when we get in to night
Servalan: yes I know.
by
Lee parker
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Travis: well
this doctor likes taking his time.
by
Lee parker
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OK if you have
the chop suey I'll have the crispy duck - now stop arguing!
by
unc and gina
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travis: 1 across
five letters, nations famous kaleds (anag)
servalan:Who?
by
neil
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Servalan:Yes!
Ive just killed Emperor Zorg on my Gameboy! MHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Travis:Quiet, I'm trying to read.
by
Ewan
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Travis:So what
are we going to do tonight Servalan?
Servalan:We're going to do what we do everynight Travis, we're going
to try to take over the world!!!!!
by
Ewan
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Servalan:Oh
look, Rocky 965 is on tonight
by
Ewan
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Servalan: "These
Palm Pilots are C**P!"
Travis: "Ha, YOU want to try these bloody fiddly Psion keyboards..."
by
Tainted Travis
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Servalan: "According
to my script I end up President of the Federation".
Travis: "According to mine I end up being replaced by Brian
Croucher!"
by
Tainted Travis
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Servalan: Oh
my god look Travis, a-a-another spot on my cheek, I told you I was
eating too much chocolate lately!
Travis: Stop complaining woman, its not the chocolate thats causing
that, its space lurgi!
Servalan:Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh what about my beautiful face?
Travis: Ha, I've seen a better face on waxwork doll!
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Chris F
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Travis: Why
do I look like a Romulan, all I need now is those silly stick on
ears! It doesn't say anything in this script about it though. I'll
have words with that make up department, I think they are beginning
to lose the plot!
by
Chris F
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Travis:Dont
look now, but I think were being followed!
Servalan:What?
Travis:There's a group of suspicios looking men in grey uniforms
behind us!
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Ewan
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servalan tries
with limited success to make herself look more like travis, by wearing
an eye patch, what she didn't realise was, that travis only has
one eye patch
by
Gina
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Travis and Servalan
are trying to appreciate the entertainment provided in the Doctor's
waiting room.
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Demon
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Servalan: I
thought that you would love it, when I saw them, I thought Travis
would really love those.
Travis:Oh great - a pair of sunglasses
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Demon
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Travis:Ok! Put
down that gameboy, lets have a few hands of whist! (If I can get
into this double deck of cards)
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Demon
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Travis: look
my nokia Wap phone XV2000 is better than yours, I can get color
graphics!
Servelan: Humph.. <sulk>
by
Paul Maddox
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i wasn't sure
whether to get "it's a boy " or "it's a girl"
cigars so i got both!
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t.c.
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Servalan and
Travis play battle ship...
Servalan: B5. Travis: Miss... J10! Servalan: Hit(Damm)...
by
izzy + lechar
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Travis: How
many freedom fighters does it take to srcew in a light bulb?
Servalan: I don't know travis, how many(yawn)?
Travis: 3, one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. Do you
know why it took them so long? Servalan: I give up Travis, why?
Travis: They went the wrong way. Servalan: Travis, I think when
you lost your eye half your brain fell out the socket. Now shut
up and read your book, I've had enough of your foolishness for one
day!
by
izzy + lechar
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Travis: Now
that we have finally captured the Liberator, how the heck are we
going to fly it. The owners manual is written in Chineese. Servalan:
Dang foreign space ships.
by
izzy
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Travis: mmmmm,
did you say you'd put the kettle on dear?
by
Louise
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Not much on
telly tonight darling.
by
Simon
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